What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? Robin, get into the Batmobile.

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On the 12th day of Christmas my true love gave to me nothing because I'm single

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a terrorist.

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Black Friday

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I look back at all those hours I wasted playing those stupid video games, but then I'm reminded of all those people I brutally killed.

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How can you kill someone who looks like a squirrel? With an bomb. That would kill most people.

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So a Jewish, Hispanic, and Asian man are on a plane. The pilot turns to them and says "aren't you tired of this?"

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what do you think when you see someone throw a man with no arms and legs into the ocean? chances of survival are minimal

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Take this and put it- No.

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Q. What roles did girls play in the Gold Rush of 1849? A. Miners.

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Me: Ask me if in a giraffe You: Are you a giraffe Me: no

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What do an elephant and a plum have in common? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

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Knock Knock Whose there? Me! Hi

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Who lost World War II? The Jews.

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Call of Duty is Awesome So is fingering a dead lion with an iron dildo

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What black and has children A black man

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Why did the cat have hair? Because he did.

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What do you call a bunch of white people running down a hill? Avalanche What do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill? Mud slide What do you call a bunch of Mexicans running down a hill? Jailbreak

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What do a bench and a mexican have in common? (don't worry it's not racist) You'll find both in a park. (I lied)

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Q )Why did the black man shoot the white man? A )The black man had been walking home from his weekly gospel service at the local church when suddenly the criminal had stopped him in his tracks. In a desperate attempt to save himself he seized the gun from the white man and shot him in the leg in order to defend himself. He survived.

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How many Aumish farmhands does it take to operate a state of the art commercial laser-cutter? One,provided he has the relevant training and experience.

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Why doesn't Rosa Parks eat bacon? Because she's dead.

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What do you call a barn full of black people? antique farm equipment.

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If i wanted your 2 cents i'd rob you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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