A blind was staring at a girls ass. Her boyfriend promptly bludgeoned the man unaware of his illness.

Mitt Romney penis

What's worse then your mouse running away? Getting hit by a plane

Whats black and hangs from trees in my backyard? blackberries..

In Soviet Russia it is normally colder than america and most people speak russian.

rosie o'donald goes on a diet

What's worse than the holocost? 6 Million Jews

why did the little boy cry about his dog, it was hit by a train.

Q: What game will Helen Keller always win? A: Marco Polo. She is a fast swimmer.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has Stevie

Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

I wonder if barrack Obama will rename the whitehouse...to the blue house because it is his favorite color

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she no arms

How do you stop a baby from crawling in cirlcles? nail its hand to the floor

Why did Daphie die? I stabbed her 487 times.

What do you call a donkey that can't speak? Whatever you want to call it...I prefer to call it a donkey that can't speak!

A black guy walks into a KKK meeting. He is burnt on a cross outside his families house. They will mourn his death for years to come

Wanna hear a joke? Yes Then go on the internet and find some jokes.

What is the best invention ever? Taking a crap reverse. So you can enjoy a nice bowl of aids.

why did the pinapple walk the plank? to eat a cat because cheese say people!

Flop dog

What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots? It depends on what his name is.

Fishing rods are cool This haiku does not make sense Lumpy Space Princess

Obama

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