Person 1: I have one question: What are those?!?!?!?!?! Person 2 : Their shoes you Dimwit. Person 1: (runs away crying) -by Mekkhi

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My friend told me to jump right off a cliff That's impossible since this cliff goes left...

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Womens rights

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Get in the car

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Roses are red Violets are blue S*** is brown and so are you

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What did casino dealer say to the other? Every day I'm shuffling.

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What is it worse than a bee sting ? -Two bee stings What 's worse than two bee stings ? -The holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust ? -3 bee stings

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Your mother's so fat, her blood type was Ragu

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A boy goes into a Bakery and asks for a loaf of bread, the baker asks him if he wants a white loaf or a Wholemeal loaf, the boy replies, "it doesn't matter i have my bike outside"

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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Did you hear about the eskimo and the pregnant lady? The eskimo got the pregnant lady pregnant.

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how did santa ruin christmas? he didnt put presents under familys tree's

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A blonde lady has a sore throat. Her colleague tells her that whenever she has a sore throat, she performs oral sex on her husband and swallows, and this cures the problem. The next day, the blonde comes into work. The colleague asks if she followed her advice, and the blonde says yes and it worked. The blonde also passes a message from her boyfriend thanking her colleague for the suggestion. The two sets of spouses eventually became close friends and were godparents to each others' children.

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Bob: Whats the difference between a fish and a microwave? Steve: I don't know Bob: Daaaamn your dumb!

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this sentence will end in the way you expected.

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Yo Mama So Fat ... She Look Like Dis ///(*<>*)\\\ | | | | <=> <=>

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A guy walks into a restaurant.... He ordered his meal , got desert and left a nice tip based off a percentage of his final bill.

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Why couldn't Paul see. He got stabbed in the eye by two mexicans

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What did the African Man get in Africa Aids

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Roses are red... Violets are blue... Unless your colour blind.

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Now that I'm of age to go clubbing, I feel sorry for the seals.

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Q. Why can't Stevie wonder read? A. Because he is black

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knock knock who's there me i kill you

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If three men were rowing a rowboat backwards across your front lawn, and six of the four back wheels fell off, how many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house? 17 because footballs don't have feathers.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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