There once was a man from Peru. Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. I shot him in the head. With a bullet made of lead. And now he's dead. No more shoe ingestion

Where did Mary go when the bomb blew up? Everywhere.

What's black and white and red all over? A pile of dead, mixed-race babies.

What happens to a warehouse on a full moon? Nothing

why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a date-rapist

What do you call a Muslim in control of a plane? A pilot

A girl asked for lip balm. She put some on and her lips exploded.

Hi, how are you doing? Good how about yourself? Fine, thanks. Nice weather we're having Yeah, not too bad Have a nice day You too

What do you call an old widow with 12 cats? Forever alone.

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Yo mama is so depressing. That is so sad.

A horse walks into a barn.

What has legs but may never walk? A Vietam Vet

What do you get when you cross a muslim and a mexican? i don't know, i just thought that this would make an interesting question.

What's 9 + 10 19

Knock Knock *opens the door*

A man says to a woman, "hey, bitch, shut your fucking mouth you goddamn hooker." Most hookers are used to it.

I hate all races.. Especially the 400 meter sprint

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws. Because they have razor sharp edges and can slice through flesh very easily, posing a potential threat if possessed by a violent person.

Why did the dead baby cross the road? It didn't it's a dead baby!

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

What was Billy for Halloween? A pirate

elen degeneres is straight....

The king asked the jester why was he not telling jokes. He wasn't because he's a jester and therefore is obligated to be funny.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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