How much does a Polar Bear weigh? Approximately 500 lbs

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Knock knock *the family is on vacation and doesn't answer*

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if you like, i will tell my crush maddy i love her, just kidding i wont do shit.

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How can you tell if a joke is skept? Tell it to raysean and see if he laughs

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why harry potter, if he was a wizard?

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A horse walks into a bar. Being unable to comprehend human emotion, he shits all over the floor.

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why did the chicken cross the road? who cares i dying from cancer

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goats are like mushrooms, if you shoot a duck, im scared of toasters

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Two elephants are walking down the street. They have already killed 12 people including 11 children and their foster parent.

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What do you call a hairless penis, whatever gay name you decided to nickname it

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Did you hear about the eskimo and the pregnant lady? The eskimo got the pregnant lady pregnant.

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what do you call a dead arab? a suicide bomber

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What happened when the football player couldn't get his Coke from the vending machine? He got angry.

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I just witnessed a horrible accident today! It was like a silent movie, but with SOUND!!!!

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What is 8===D- ? A jew with a lip piercing.

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Knock knock Who's there? Micheal Jordan. Micheal Jordan who? Your an idiot

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roses are red leather is black when when god made you he was smoking crack

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervous father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happiness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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Yo mamma is so old that she died.

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Whats worse a black person or a white person I feel like all races are equa,l therefore, there is no correct answer

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A white man a black man a french man and a mexican are on a sinking ship. The French man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of begets over board. The Black man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of red hot cheetos overboard The Mexican man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of Tacos over board. And then the White man says "we have too many of these" and throws the Mexican man overboard

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Two chairs were sitting there. One chair says "Could you pass me that cup?" The other chair says "Oh my God a talking chair!"

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Yo mama's so fat, that she's fat.

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A whale's vagina

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Anti Joke

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