- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A ship wrecks in the South Pacific ocean. Only one man survives. He swims to a semi-deserted island, and is later eaten by the cannibal inhabitants

Hillary Clinton

Two blondes were driving down the road. The blonde driving looks at her friend in the passenger seat and asks her to see if her blinker is working. So the blonde looks out the window and says, ''Yes. No. Yes. No.''

Nicolas Cage

What do you call a retarded black man? His name

Guess what i just did. Master bait.

Two Drunks walk out of a bar. They look down an alley and see a dog licking his balls. The first drunk says" Man, I wish I could do that." The second guy replies " Well you better pet him first."

OH LOOK I'M A SAILOR I KNOW NAUTICAL PHRASES! LIKE...... KNOTS AND MAST AND SHIP AND SEA AND STUFF

Why doesn't Michael Jackson like toast? Because he's dead

What did the Egyptian helicopter do when it went into the pyramid? Exploded.

How many Jews can you fit into a car? How ever many seats happen to be available.

Why was the white girl crying? Because she was sad.

There are two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says, "Holy shit its hot in here!" The other muffin says, "I concur..."

Three men are all in a car park and they all want the same parking spot. As it turns out, it was a trolley bay

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Well the chicken was very confused and had no logical brain power to think or know where it was going. Once he crossed the road he went into the ice cream parlor but was soon kicked out due to lack on communication

Q. How do you make an oil lamp turn off? A. Break it.

Roses are flowers Violets are flowers

Why do turtles walk slow? They are physically incapable of walking fast.

Who is the funniest guy on this planet? Mike the Situation.

why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Wheres my tractor?

Q: what's red, green and goes over 100 miles per hour? A: a frog in a blender

Why can't you give a diabetic a cookie? Due to the lack of Insulin produced in the Pancreas, the sudden spike of sugar into the blood stream may send the person into a diabetic coma, which good possibly result in the amputation of a limb.

your mothers so silly she saw a rock and sat on a chair.......?

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