Whats worse a black person or a white person I feel like all races are equa,l therefore, there is no correct answer

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roses are red leather is black when when god made you he was smoking crack

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Yo mamma is so old that she died.

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Knock knock Who's there? Micheal Jordan. Micheal Jordan who? Your an idiot

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A whale's vagina

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Two chairs were sitting there. One chair says "Could you pass me that cup?" The other chair says "Oh my God a talking chair!"

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A white man a black man a french man and a mexican are on a sinking ship. The French man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of begets over board. The Black man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of red hot cheetos overboard The Mexican man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of Tacos over board. And then the White man says "we have too many of these" and throws the Mexican man overboard

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Yo' mama's such a hoe she got arrested last week for prostitution charges!

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What's black & sits at the top of the staircase? A quadriplegic after a house fire.

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So you all no Dora right, well why is she always lost in the forest wit her friend boots? Whats the deal with the map everybody knows maps cannot talk!!!!!!!!!!!! What the heck is wrong with the makers of the show!!!!!!!!

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A new family have moved in next to me. They have three little kids and they've challenged me to a water fight in the back yard, so I'm just writing this while I'm waiting for the kettle to boil

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Hello Carolina, let me lick your vagina.

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Q. How do you get a dinosaur off a slide? A. You tell him he hasn't lived for billions of years.

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my gave me a game i said thank you

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I was hoping you could tell me–why else would I ask you a question?

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Ok, for Christ’s sake, these sh!tty “animals falling out of a tree” jokes are NOT funny; they were never funny and they’re certainly not getting any funnier with you rehashing them every 5 posts. Fncking stop it.

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Q:why did the man jump of the house A:he did not I threw a frige at him

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What do an eagle and a badger have in common? They both live underground...except the eagle

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A man walks into a bar and says "ow"; he stepped on a nail sticking up through one of the floorboards. He then sues the bartender for a large sum of money because of the injury he sustained, and causes the bartender to lose everything he owns in order to pay off his debt.

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Why did Suzie fall off her swing? She was dead

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knock knock a man walks into a bar what do you call a horse with no legs dave who?

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A man hits a woman while driving. Whose fault is it? The mas. He was out drinking that night and shouldn't have gotten in his car in the first place.

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There are two types of people in the world: humans

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What's worse than a bad test score? Getting hit buy a train!!

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