- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Back when I was your age, we had to entertain ourselves with video games and TV.

Hi. Hello. I live in Iowa. Same. Im your neighbor. Same. I like corn. Same. Im gay. Same. HAHAHAHAHAHA gotcha! No i really am gay and the fact that you thought that was funny saddens me deeply.

if a fat man in a red suit puts you in a bag at night. its not santa your getting raped

Your mom goes to college. Actually, she graduated a while back!

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a load of bread.

So a baby seal walks into a club...

Why can't Brent speak at the moment? Because he is eating his ice-cream.

A man walks into a bar and starts telling anti-jokes to his friend. His friend is a follower and laughs even though they aren't funny.

I like my coffee like i like my woman.... with big titis.

So in Jimmy's school if u are misbehaving u are asked to get out of the room. Jimmy was in science, and he was throwing paper a bunch. Then his science teacher says, "Jimmy, do u wanna go out?" Jimmy replies "No thanks, I'm 14 and i have a girlfriend." That's how Jimmy got detention.

roses are red violets are blue i have AIDS now so do you.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and trampoline? Well, children jump on one to obtain enjoyment, while a pile of dead babies is a sick tragedy.

Row row row your boat Right to KFC Put some kool-aid in your cup And toast to you and me

Christopher Reeves walks into a bar.

why did little suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms Knock knock: Who's there? Not little suzy Why did the car crash? Little suzy was driving Why didn't little suzy ride her bike home? She died of her injuries from the car crash

Q. Knock knock A. Who's there Q. DEEZ A. DEEZ who A. DEEZ NUTZ HA GOT EEEEEM

What did the blind kid that couldn't talk get for Christmas Cancer

That awkward moment when... Your mom is a guy.

What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

bees knees

What do you call a black priest? A black priest

How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends how hard you throw them.

Did the boy ever tell you how he died? Trick questions he's dead, deceased bodies can't talk.

Why wasn't the man able to see his son? He got run over by a train. Knock knock Who's there? The man. He was kidding about being run over.

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