Q: What's worse than finding 1 worm in your apple? A: Finding 2 worms in your apple Q: What's worse than finding 2 worms in your apple? A: The Holocaust Q: What's worse than the Holocaust? A: Finding 3 worms in your apple!

What do you call a black priest? Someone devoted to the word of god

Why is it pointless to brutally kill and dismember a Japanese man? You'd be satisfying his sexual fetish.

wanna hear a joke? womans rights

Why did my mom smell bad. Because she is a corpse and has been dead for some days now

Knock Knock Who's There AT&T Guy Mom it's for you

When life gives you lemons, thank life for its generosity.

What' do you call a fart in a box? Your mom's puzsy

Six hats walk out of a garden. When mustard offal fruit paps.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The horses name was Friday.

Why did the fortune cookie taste bad? I forgot to take the wrapper off.

What did the guy and girl do at the wedding? Nothing, The guy is gay

What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend........... Wiped his ass

Why did the little boy fall of his swing? Some one killed him.

Three moose were in the middle of the road. They were then shot by a maniac hunter.

Q.If your have $6.00 and I have a hair cut, how many donkeys are in the paddock? A. Aliens with a hat????????????

Whats worse than burning jews? jews that are alive

Why did you not just "put a spell" on her instead? And you are totally mean, ever actually killed someone?

Q: Why is Abu Soooo Dank? A: Because he scores too many left-foot bangers

A: Hey ask me if Im a fire truck? B: Are you a Fire Truck? A: No why would you ask that?

what is similar between a mexican and a bench? they are both illeageal. except the bench

roses are red violets are blue porn hub is down your mums facebook will do

to boys are playing football 1 ses pass tje over ses pass wot

Whats worse than losing The Game? The Holocaust

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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