What's the difference between Cindy Crawford and a Snickers bar? Nothing. One is a mediocre actress, the other is a peanut based bar of chocolate confectionary.

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What do you call a beagle and an eagle mixed together? A beagle.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had Gonorrhea.

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Q: What did the Jewish man find when he turned on his shower? A: gas

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Your mumma is so stupid her IQ is 40.

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why did the dog chase it's tail? it has a case of OCD where he was obsessed with catching his tail and would spin until he passed out or threw up.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? The Pilot. You racist bastard.

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Why didn't the 13 year old Black boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline. Notice how Anti-Joke MISSPELLED "user", writing "uses" instead. Probably most of you didn't notice until I posted this :)

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I walked up to my friend who's a drug addict holding a can of coke. I then told said friend that I liked the smell of coke. My friend then went on to snort 27 Kilos of cocaine.

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why did the clown fall off the swing because he got shot in the face

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What do you call a dirty black person? Unhygienic

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Why was the American patriot sad that Bin-Laden was killed? Because he wanted to take him back to America to touture him.

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fruit salad?

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A blind man walks into a bar... And a table. And a chair.

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Why can't we see the wind? Because no one likes you...

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How do you say "Hello" in India? 1. Get a plane ticket and fly to India 2. Say Hello in India

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its my money!, but i dont need it right away

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What do you call a black guy driving a Mercedes through New York? A U.S. Citizen

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WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN DANII AND SCAFFHOLDING? ONLY ONE STILL HAS A POLE 1 LIKE = 1 TEAR FOR DANII

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How could the teacher tell that the student was dead? logic

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What did the soldier say when he got shot in the face? Nothing, he died.

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What is black and white and red all over? A Zebra that has been fatally maimed by a hungry lion.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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