Why did the bus driver have a bad day? Someone threw a washing machine filled with radios but containing no soap at his bus. Then, a kid stapled a frog to his face. His wife died of terminal cancer.

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Three aliens land in the middle of New York City. There is a huge media story about the first extraterrestrial life to be discovered on Earth.

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Q: Why didn't the mexican get into the bathtub? A: He was already clean

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A: my name is Joe and i like onion B: ok

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Joe Paterno walks into a police station.

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How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None.

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Roses are red violets are blue when i flush the toilet i see you :)

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Grandma got ran over by a reindeer. She died

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Q. What roles did girls play in the Gold Rush of 1849? A. Miners.

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What's 1+1? 69.

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Q: How do you make a clown stop laughing? A: Hit it in the face with an axe

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Why did the blonde put tip-ex on the computer screen? To spite her physically abusive husband

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If only i were a man! You not! Your a.... WO-MAN!

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Why does Jeremy Kyle love his job? Because he gets to make idiots look like bigger idiots.

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Whats numbing and smells like burning toast? A stroke.

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An abortionist secretly fancies himself pro life, with reservations. Overwhelmed, and utterly fed up, with the burden of carrying on the family business, he aborts himself. Although he was only 46, his frail mother was nevertheless proud of his decision to succeed where she had failed 46 years ealier.

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if your were a slu* what would you do dance on a pole or get a tattoo

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if you watched wife-swap years ago, you'll remember that one family that bought anything they could because they didnt have to pay till 12-21-12 because they thought the world would end LOL FUN FAMILY NOW HUH

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What is white and fluffy? A cotton ball.

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What is the difference between a duck? None! One of their legs are both the same.

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Roses are red Violets are buckets This poem makes no sense Boobs

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Roses are red. Violets are red. Sunflowers are red. My garden is on fire.

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A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender if he'd would like to make a wager. The bartender replies, "no."

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Health food.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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