What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

What's similar between my butthole and shampoo? They both smell good, except for by butthole.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Realizing on your deathbed that you regret the life you've lived and hate the person you've become.

A man walks into a bar. The man says,"ouch, how could I have not seen the bar."

What did the firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire? -Let's go home

Somewhere over the rainbow.... Is land.

Q: What's worse than a dead baby? A: A dead baby with diarrhea.

You know what they say about big feet... Wow, those are some big feet.

I slipped and fell in the shower today. Good thing my dad caught me

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Apparently he can walk now.

What's the shittiest thing ever ? Poop.

Your momma so poor, she has a hard time paying her bills.

Knock... Knock... Who's there? AIDS.

Daniel Textor can suck a gooch he's such a F - A - GGGGG!! Let's beat him up at lunch.

what happened to the kid who didn't get what he wanted for his birthday? He committed suicide

Is every Voltorb a terrorist?

What did the orphan get for christmas? Glaucoma.

Why was the horse sad? Because it seen a Tesco van in the distance.

what do you call a black man on a bike? a black man on a bike.

a blond was walking across a river thinking how do I get across. when she saw another blond. and asked how do I get to the other side and the other said your already on the other side.

what did the boy say? please please please please goout with me

what did the black man eat for dinner? whatever his wife makes for him to eat

What's big,long,and mostly men use it? A submarine

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