The hooker walks into a bar wearing a vest and tight denim shorts. A drunken man proceeds in trying to have his way with her. He is thrown out for sexual mis-conduct and is currently waiting for his court date.

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Q.why is there so much drama? A.it's a reality tv show.

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you ever hear the joke about the rabbi, the pope and an elephant? No? well its a good one...

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What do you call a bunch black people falling off a cliff? A mudslide! What do you call a bunch of white people falling off a cliff? An avalanch!

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? About 4:30, unless he's running late, stuck in traffic, had to get gas.

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A planes crashes on the US-Canada border. The survivors are promptly taken to a hospital nearby to be treated for their injuries.

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-Why was little Johnny sad? >Why? -Because he had a frog stapled to his forehead.

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There was a fat man crying. I just told him the local Mc D's was arson attacked.

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your mom is so old, she is often confused for your grandmother.

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Breanna baked a pie. what kind of pie was it? A JIMMY PAI

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What did the blind orphan get for christmas? Cancer

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Why did the cat have hair? Because he did.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? Robin, get into the Batmobile.

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Not a joke.

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If life gives you lemons ask where they came from.

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Whats luckier than finding a lucky penny? winning the lottery.

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Why did the man walk into the bar? To purchase alcoholic beverages ready for consumption.

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Once upon a time, The end.

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What did the boy with no arms get in his Christmas card? We don't know, he's yet to open it.

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If a picture is worth a thousand words, what is a video worth?

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Q: What can you never see in the light, but you can in the dark? A: Darkness.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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i drive all the time its no big deal open the door and get behind the wheel

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Whats black and cant read white paper? An African

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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