What did the homeless man do with his trolley full of aluminium cans, He took them to the scrapyard and sold them as this is his only source of income right now

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- Knock knock - Excuse me, I don't have time, my house is on fire ! - We're the firemen.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The parking lot was across the street from KFC.

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Why are you so stupid? Becuse I spelled because wrong

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why did chuck norris walk on water? because he's chuck norris

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Why did the Indian homosexual shoot his dog? Because it was old

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What have a blueberry and a raspberry got in common? They both can't ride a skateboard

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Q: Why is Santa's sack so big? A: Because he only cums once a year

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What happened when the chicken crossed the road? I got feathers stuck in my cars grill

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Why did the kid fall off is bike? He was hit by a bus.

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What's purple and smells like crap? Crap. I lied about the purple

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You want to know how I got these scars? A horrible knife throwing accident.

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What was Hellen Keller's Dog's name? Kamikaze Go, it was the first Akita Dog in the United States.

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cop arrests a jew and interrogates him Jew. i aint telling you nothing cop: really cop pours a bag of coins on the table jew: thats about $7.80 cop: you can have it if you tell us what we want to know jew: ok jew: i stole the money 123

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Did you hear about the alter boy that wasn't molested by a priest?

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What do you call a blonde with big breasts? A woman. Some call her "mom".

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Dylan is gay

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your moms soooooo FAT that she went on a diet and became really sexy

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Why did the black man get pulled over by a cop? He was driving 12 miles over the speed limit.

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Nyan cat had pancakes for breakfast.

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like a someboyyyyyyyyyyyy

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Why did the man put his penis in the baby? Because it's warmer than a watermelon.

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What did the guy who killed Osama Bin Laden say? Burn!

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Where did the people go after the bomb went off? EVERYWHERE!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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