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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do blacks and the night have in common? Their both worse than when it's light

Do dead Elves know it's Xmas ?

Why did the man cross the road? Because the light turned green

Two giraffes walk into a bar, hit their heads, cracktheir skulls and die.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she was deaf and blind and would have been a hazard to herself and others.

Why did the blonde laugh at the funeral? She suffers from autism, and doesn't understand when it isn't appropriate to laugh. The mourners at the funeral, understanding this problem, ignored her and carried on with the service.

What's worse than the holocaust? Two holocausts What's worse than two holocausts? Twilight

When life gives you lemons, thank life for its generosity.

Roses are red Violets are blue I had sex with your mother

Roses are grey Violets are gray Imma dog

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a bag of dead babies. I don't have a Ferrari in garage.

What's black and hangs from a rope on a tree in my backyard? A tire swing.

One day a child goes to the doctor and says, "it hurts when do this" as he pokes his throat. The doctor, after several well-performed deep tissue testing, diagnosed the child with stage four esophageal cancer. The child cried himself to sleep that night.

If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed.

Knock knock Who's there? Hello??? .....

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? He was shot. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? He was mentally disturbed. Why did the fourth monkey fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure

what does the black guy order for a drink at the bar. kool aid

James' father died from being overweight. The next day in the mail, James received a coupon for Skinny's garcinia cambogia pills to help him lost weight. Simply put, it was not a good day for James.

A Mormon walks out of a bicycle store.

Whats worse than a pile of dead baby's? Being raped by a giant scorpion. Well that escalated quickly. Also i'm gonna call the cops.

Why didn't the man have a vagina? Trick Question. Everybody has a vagina.

Why can't Johnny run? He has no legs.

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