- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a dog with no arms and no legs. It doesn't matter what you call him he still won't come.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse doesn't reply because horses don't speak. However, he is confused and scared by the unfamiliar surroundings. Trying to escape, the horse breaks his leg. The horse must be put down.

What is the difference between a plum and an elephant? One is purple, and not an elephant.

A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. They have been planning a girls night out for weeks.

LAST COMMENT? DISGUSTIIIING! NO YOU TAKE IT!

So a man and a woman are siting at the same park table Woman: sir are you touching my leg erotically Man: No mam for you see I am a parapaligec

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have AIDS, now so do you.

A muslim walks pass a bomb shop on his way to the international peace club.

Roses are red Jeffrey's a nigger A refrigerator is white But Jeffrey's not a refrigerator. He's a nigger.

Three men are travelling in a hot-air balloon, but it starts to go down over an uninhabitable desert. One of the men must sacrifice himself to save the other two by jumping overboard to reduce the weight in the balloon. Nobody is brave enough to volunteer, and they all die painful deaths.

Q: Why couldnt the kid feel his legs A: He had no arms

What did the tomato say to the ketchup? Nothing both vegetables and condiments are inanimate objects, therefore cannot speak

What did the Priest say to the kid walking home alone? Be safe.

Why did the chicken cross the street? Because it followed the trail of bird feed strewn across it.

Why did the student go to university? To pursue a higher education.

Who is big and stupid My brother

whats the difference between a flamingo ? because the pyramid has a high cholesterol

What did the blind man say to the deaf man? -Nothing, he doesn't know sign language.

Johnny Depp is Alexander Graham the whole time.

Q: What did the dog say to the cat? A: animals don't talk

Q-"what did the carrot say to the plant" A-"nothing because neither one of these objects can talk"

What did the woman say when she lost her purse? Where's my purse?

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