Jaden McMichael

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Q:What Did The Man Say When He Lost His Body A:Nothing He Die. Because If You Ever Lost Your Body You Would Die...

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Where do cows go for entertainment? Nowhere, most are slaughtered, processed, and eaten by humans.

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Where do snowmen keep their money? Snowmen don't have money

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I would rape her

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So there are two kids in bumper cars at the local fair. A nuke was set off underground and most of the metropolitan was annihilated.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? The chicken doesnt understand the concept of a street so it was most likely just wandering across the street

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how do you know Newcastle are losing? its 5 past 3

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What do u call a black man playing a jumping sport? I don't know but it is totally normal.

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Q Why was the boy sad A he wasnt sad he was dead and therefore had no emotional feelings

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Jimmy Saville

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- What has 2 legs and is bleeding ? - A dog cut in two.

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What did the blonde get for Christmas? A Brain

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Why did the black man cross the road? Black people don't exist.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It couldn't. Before it could cross, it was killed and then consumed by an average American

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A black person walks out of KFC

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What's green and looks like a red apple? A green apple

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Q: Why was 6 afraid of 7? A: Cus 7 had AIDS and it was bleeding all over the place!

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Wanna hear a joke? 9-11

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How do you kill a blonde? Cut off the bloodflow to their vital organs.

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A black man, Jew, and Asian walk into a bar... What does the bartender say? get out.

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How many average men does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

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Why did the Korean shoot the dog? Unfortunately, the dog was suffering from a severe mental trauma it had sustained when it by got hit by a car. This caused the dog to be extremely aggressive and it ruthlessly attacked a 5-year old girl playing in the street. The Korean who was coming home from a day out hunting in the woods saw the girl and shot the dog from long range to save the girl's life. The man was later thanked by the girl's family.

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A Polish man is walking down the street carrying a brown paper bag. He runs into one of his buddies, who asks, "Hey! What's in the bag?" The man tells his friend that he has some fish in the bag. His friend says, "Well, I'll make you a bet. If I can guess how many fish you have in the bag, you'll have to give me one." The man replies, "I'm sorry, my friend, but gambling is against my morals, especially when my family's only nutrition for the week is on the line."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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