Why did the chicken cross the road? It was stapled to a deer

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no pen = no studying no studying = bad grades bad grades = no job no job = no money no money = no food no food = death DON'T LOSE YOUR PEN

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A midget walks into a bar. No one cares.

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Did you know there is a whole country occupied with twins? It's called China

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Two homosexuals are making love in the kitchen. One leaves for a bit and says, "Dont finish without me." Upon returning, white goo is spattered across the floor. Concerned that the clumsily dropped icing may stain, they promptly clean it.

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why is rebecca black? because it's friday.

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Why did it die Nothing died

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Why couldnt the car move? It got blown up by a tank.

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anti joke What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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I hate it when I go running and my diick always gets road rash from being dragged So I cut it off

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I peek in your window, Yes, I'm watching you

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what's bad about pushing your friend off a cliff? you can't do it twice

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Q: How do you stop a rhino from charging? A: Shoot it.

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What do you call a homosexuall man? Homosexuall man.

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What's worrying about a middle-eastern man on a plane? The fact you are worrying about it.

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Why is Steve Jobs dead, but Bill Gates isn't? Because Bill Gates wasn't diagnosed with Pancreatic Cancer.

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Why couldn't little Sarah smell the roses? Her face was mauled by a grizzly bear

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Two Jews walk into a bar. They have a lengthy discussion regarding the hardships their people have suffered throughout history. Eventually, the subject changes to which coffee franchise has the best blend. A clear, concise decision is never reached. They then are asked to leave the bar, as they have not ordered any drinks and the bar is for paying customers only.

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Me: Ask me if in a giraffe You: Are you a giraffe Me: no

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whats sad about 3 black people driving a Cadillac over a cliff? that was my Cadillac

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What black and has children A black man

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Why was the little boy's hair messed up on picture day? Because he was brutally stabbed in the face.

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Q: How does a robber get into your house? A: Through a door.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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