Spoiling your fun. Jesus said on the cross, I shall return. Then he returned three days later to say goodbye to his people. Moral: What the fuck are you Åsshats waiting for? The third coming?

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why is your mother dead? because i killed him.

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What is black, white and red all over? Many things.

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I was looking out the window on a Sunday morning. The coffee was fresh, and the air was moist. I had recieved a phone call last night on the contents of a briefcase that was to be left on my front door today. The explination was vague, and I was told to enjoy my last day. Then I died.

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Knock Knock? whos there? The man at the door then finds himself thinking what his last name is as he lately got amnesia

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt, the chicken is dead.

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why did the boy have to go to the dentist he was hit by a brick

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was playing Pokemon Go.

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How do you register on webkinz? You put a rope around a durable shower neck, & then hang yourself with it.

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roses are red violets suck dick i need a wee

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Why does Waldo wear stripes? Because Martin Handford drew him that way to make him unique and distinguishablefrom the hundreds of other drawn people (and animals) in the pages of the children's game book, which incidentally is known as Where's Wally in numerous non-USA countries.

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How do you get a Black Person out of a tree? Well, if he is stuck call 911 itmediatly!

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How do u know a black woman is pregnant? When she pulls out a tampon it has no cotton on it.

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Why didn't Johnny get into college? Because Johnny is retarded.

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What's the difference between humans and dogs? 4.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a swing set? Because she didn't.

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Rose are red Violets are blue And I really hate you Friends?????

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Why couldn't the women cook for her family She had no arms, therefore incapable of preforming the task.

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The MLS

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You're so ugly you got rejected from the zoo.

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Q:Why did the chicken cross the road A:He didn't he was tortured then killed and turned into a sandwich that you can buy for the price of $1.00

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Why did the student go to university? To pursue a higher education.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I like to slap hookers

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