- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the sushi say to the bee? Nothing, a piece of sushi can't talk and a bee wouldn't listen, stupid.

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

How do you fit 1000 Jews into a car? You can't. You'd need a much larger vehicle.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken would greatly appreciate it if you stayed out of its personal life.

Lady wanna go out sometime? Im not lesbian girl! Im not a girl... OUCHIE!

Why did Susan fall out a tree? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Susan

Could switching to Geico really save you 15% or more on car insurance? Yes.

Q:What would strawberry short cake never say? A: Very

How do you get a Virginia graduate off of your porch? Pay him for the pizza

If dropped from the same height, which hits the ground first an apple or a baby? the apple because the baby has a rope tied around its neck

Why did the boy drop his ice-cream? It fell.

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A ship wrecks in the South Pacific ocean. Only one man survives. He swims to a semi-deserted island, and is later eaten by the cannibal inhabitants

why did the asian go to the bar? they were told they could drive better when drunk how much worse could they get

Anyone??????????/

What should you do if you come across a slut with a fork up her @ss and a gun in her hand? Do not look at her and walk away.

What do Batman and Harry Potter have in common? Their parents are dead.

Why did the blonde put tip-ex on the computer screen? To spite her physically abusive husband

Roses are red Violets are red Tulips are red Bushes are red Trees are red OH SH*T MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE!!!!!

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John. John Anderson. Dude we've been friends since first grade! You really don't remember me? I'm going home!

Your Grandma and your mom drove off a cliff, who survived? Both of them, they didn't drive off a cliff.

if your were a slu* what would you do dance on a pole or get a tattoo

How did Darth Vader make the little black boy's day? "I am your father"heavy breath, heavy breath

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