- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the best way to get gum out of your hair? Cancer

i have to tell you a knock knock joke. but you have have to start it..

Roses are red Violets are astronaut This joke didn't make sense I'll kill u with a rake

5 little monkeys jumping on the bed, one fell off and bumped his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "He has a mild concussion."

whats worse than 100 babies strapped to an atomic bomb? 1 baby strapped to 100 atomic bombs

Q: What's worse than eating cauliflowers? A: Eating cauliflowers and getting raped by Jerry Sandusky at the age of 7.

Guy at computer: My computer won't turn on. Help desk Guy: Did you try restarting. Guy at computer: No. The help desk guy hangs up and the guy at the computer proceeds to cry because he has failed.

Why did the man paint his dog blue? He has some strange mental condition and is incapable of controlling his own actions.

How do you stop your child from picking his nose? Cut his hands off

Davey Peterson.

Knock Knock. -Who's there ? It's me. -Come in.

what do u call a apple a apple

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gun store to buy a gun. After years of abuse and mockery, he was tired of being called "chicken", and was going to shoot up the entire school

Why couldn't the Asian drive? He was blind

What's the deal with airplane food? Why don't they serve it as a complimentary part of the flight anymore?

whats yellow? lots of things.

The original "Chicken cross road" joke is a Anti joke in itself.

What did the black man say about Linkin Park? That there's obviously a rapist in their midst and they should all be questioned.

What do you call a black person riding a bicycle? A black person riding a bicycle.

Hey girl, are you from Jamaica? Cus ja makin me go temporarily insane.

Why did the white man go to jail? He broke the law.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a prison. They're stopped by a gang. Hey, want to play a game? They answer "No thanks, we died in the last joke."

Whats the difference between a black man and a pizza? One has a complex circulatory system the other is a pizza.

what did the man with no arm get for Christmas? A rowboat

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