- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call Justin Bieber with a penis? A: Darn good plastic surgery.

How old are you like 10? Im 11 so shut the fuck up

Real Joke: The US Air Force operates Seymour Johnson Air Force Base. It is named for a seaman. Go look it up.

PSN IS UP

Roses are red Violets are blue Poetry is hard And so is wood

How do you stop a bus? Throw a little child in front of it. If the driver is a loaf of bread, this phrase isn't rather important.

What's the difference between George Michael and a microwave oven? One is a human being and the other is a resourceful appliance.

What did the old man catch at a baseball game? Aids.

Whats worse than runing over a box of kittens? Runing over two boxes of kittens.

Of course, first door on your left

Why did the woman accuse a black man of stealing from a bank? Because she was eating a cornmuffin on the bench across the street when she saw a black man,stealing money from a bank

How many blind men does it take to change a light bulb?

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

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Trashcan!

If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed.

what do you say to a girl dog crying??? shut up bitch...

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He lacked the required muscular, integumentary, and nervous systems required to do so (among other essential bodily systems).

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at it's face.

Knock knock. Racism.

Why didn't Jimmy ever get his butt of the couch? His butt was nailed to it and he was also dead. Why didn't his parents save him? they died before he did.

Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a rapist.

Knock Knock Who's There? The police- we are sorry to inform you that your wife and only child was killed in a brutal car accident earlier this evening, We offer our condolences.

Why did the dead baby cross the road? It didn't it's a dead baby!

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