- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

4 people: A pilot, Bill Gates, the Pope, and a little kid, are all on an airplane with only 3 parachutes, when the plane's engine explodes and starts to go down. But the pilot makes an emergency landing at a nearby airport and everybody is okay.

"Knock Knock," "Whos There?" "The Pizza Guy" "I hate pizza."

Why did the sheep cry? Because it contracted cancer

Why'd the duck cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock! Who's there? The duck.

A guy walks into a bar... Ouch

What's green, and looks like money? Money...

What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? Being a Japanese person in Hiroshima on this date.August 6, 1945

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

your mama is so greasy she should go take a bath

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because 2.5 million children in the world are suffering from HIV/AIDs.

sometimes i put my hands on the floor tuck my head into my cheat and lean forward... because thats how i roll

What is the most common cause of pedophilia? Sexy kids.

an ant walks into my aunt.... the ant took a dump

Why did the black guy flunk out of school? Because his socio-economic conditions and his lack of support from his parents didn't provide optimal learning conditions.

Did you know that I can't talk any louder than this... Exept when I can

Knock Knock Not Yet

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse, incapable of understanding the human language promptly shits on the floor then leaves.

Wats rong with yo leg.....

Two black men jump off a cliff, who wins? Wins what?

What's funnier than a dead baby? A lot of things, because a dead baby isn't funny at all.

Goodbye to the people who hated on me.

jimmy carr walks into a tax office.

Did you hear about that superman guy? He died.

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