Johnny is walking around school when he sees a kid crying. He asked the kid what he was crying about and the kid said " I was trying to talk to a girl"

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Q:What do you call a duck that can fly? A:Bird.

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Three guys at the beach decided to bet on who could swim the farthest. The first guy, could not swim so he lost. The second guy got a cramp right away. The third one swam far away into the distance, and was not seen or heard on for days... Three weeks later his corpse was found floating by the shore. The other two died out of guilt.

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What's long, hard, and filled with semen? A submarine

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What's brown and sticky? A stick!

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A man walks into town and takes a shit!

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Whats worse a black person or a white person I feel like all races are equa,l therefore, there is no correct answer

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Why did the bear eat a group of children? It was hungry.

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Two girls are in a car together. The one in the drivers seat is texting while driving. The girl in the passenger seat notices this and tells her the she should put it away in case of a risk of a collision. She apologizes and puts it away and the two of them drive to the store unharmed and continued their normal day.

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Q:What's the difference between a turtle and a cat? A: One's a turtle and the other is a cat....

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Roses are red violits are blue I have ADHD do you like cats?

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Knock knock. Who's there? Three months to live. Three months to live who? The C-Scan showed a massive, inoperable tumor in your brain that's been developing for years. You have only three months to live.

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whats worse than being mentally challenged? losing your arms and legs and finding out that you have cancer

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What's The Difference Between A Refridgerator And The Holocaust ? Not Much.

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What is worse than 10 dead babies in a tree? 1 dead babies in 10 trees.

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Q: If Hitler spots a jew, what will he do? A: You suck at history dude, Hitler is dead! Moral: What? You did not get the daily news?

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What did the rapist say before the little girl got in the van? Get in the van

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your mother is so rather large that when she stepped onto a scale, it stated her exact body weight which was 280 pounds. Which come to think of it isn't that big considering that obesity is now the norm and average people are referred to as abnormal.

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Yo momma's so bulimic, and there's nothing funny about it at all.

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What happened when 7 8 9? Six was afraid! HAHAHaha....ha.... wait, no. I told that wrong....

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A black man walks into an abbatoir.

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Why did the baboon fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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U know what they say about big shoes? Big socks

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What's purple and gross? Purple gross stuff

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