Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she no arms

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What's the difference between a black guy and a bench. A bench is wooden while a black guy has a human body composed of mostly water.

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OH LOOK I'M A SAILOR I KNOW NAUTICAL PHRASES! LIKE...... KNOTS AND MAST AND SHIP AND SEA AND STUFF

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Where do snowmen keep their money? Snowmen don't have money

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What's worse than the holocost? 6 Million Jews

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What did the man get when he returned from Africa? AIDS

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has Stevie

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A fish swims into a wall. It does not say anything, seeing as fish do not possess vocal chords and therefore are incapable of speech.

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How do you keep an elephant from charging? Shoot it with a high powered gun right between the eyes.

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What do you get when you mix red and blue? Gang violence.

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The Holocaust.

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How do you drown a down syndrome child? Put him/her into water.

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Why was the boy wearing pyjamas? It was his bed time.

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roses are red violets are blue just telling you in case you didnt know

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How do you get someone to shut up? Shove a fork down their throat and hang them by thier thumbs

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there were two cyclists cycling at a steady pace down a main road in china, one being irish and the other chinese. now they both happened to be cycling at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace. so why did the irish cyclist get pulled over and the chinese not? because the irish cyclist had in fact brutally raped and murdered a young child in his home town and then fled the country to china, where as the chinese man had not committed any crime.

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Q: What did Stevie Wonder eat for dinner last night? A: Something consumable

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if quiz is quizzal whats test?

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A ship wrecks in the South Pacific ocean. Only one man survives. He swims to a semi-deserted island, and is later eaten by the cannibal inhabitants

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I am a dog.

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A black man and a mexican are in a car, who's driving? Nobody, the car is parked while they look at a map for directions because doing that while you are driving would be very dangerous and could result in a collision.

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What's the difference between a taxidermist and an astronomer ? They have a different job.

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Why did they bury the pope on the side of the hill? Because he is dead

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Why was the man full? He ate a meal.

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Anti Joke

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