What happened to the man who lost his left arm, left leg and eye in an accident? I expect he claimed insurance, assuming he was prudent enough to insure himself, or his workplace complied with legislation.

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If life throws you melons, you might be dyslexic..

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Why didn't the black guy where a seat belt? I don't know but he should've because hes dead.

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What are the two biggest jokes in College Football? Auburn and Florida! Roll Tide!

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what do you call a man with no friends? it's because of all the wear and tear that's done to the socks being thrown in her, and she desanitizes only the nun with no forebeard

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Two Muffins are in a freezer. The first muffin says "Sure is cold in here." The other muffin sits there untill at a later date eaten because muffins can't talk. The first muffin later is analyzed and dysected by the United States governmant and is classified as alien because again, muffins can't talk.

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What do you call a woman with no arms or legs that fell off a boat fucked

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So I was sitting in the doctor's when I noticed a guy sitting about two seats down, wearing a sombrero and pouring salt over himself. Then I found out I had cancer and promptly lost all interest in him.

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Why was the middle-aged doctor morbidly obese? He liked bacon and was severely hypocritical.

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I've got a dig bick

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Where did Mary go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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How do you kill a baby? You take a gun and shoot it.

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What's black and flies? Whatever it is, it's not a car.

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roses are red violets are blue you think shes hot? how BLIND are you?

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If one train is heading North at 60 mph, na danother train is heading South at 45 mph, how many waffles are on the roof? The answer is purple, because aliens like coffee.

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knock knock Who's there? The repo man Why? You're being evicted

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How do you stop a charging rhinocerous? Nuke africa.

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Why did the batmobile lose a wheel? The joker was raping robin too hard

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whyd the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side :)

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dildos are red, vaginas are blue, mother, what have I done to you?

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Q. What did tthe little kid say when the bully punched him? A. Ow.

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Christopher Walken steps into a bar.

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Yo momma so stupid when I said drinks are on the house she went and got a ladder

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Why did the boy go to the hospital? He didn't. Unfortunately the gunshot wound severely injured the boy and he was unable to be revived in time to survive.

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