A hispanic lesbian couple accidentally walk into a country western themed bar. And leave immediately as a bar is no place for their 2 year old son.

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how long is a peice of string howeverlong you want to make it

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Jack and Jill went up the hill, to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and broke his crown, and Jill came tumbling after. Up Jack got, and home did trot, as fast as he could caper, to old Dame Dob, who proceeded to get Jill convicted of attempted murder, as well as several millions of dollars for pain and suffering.

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When I was in 4th grade, I was fat. The other kids would take my lunch and spit in all the food, then give it back. Teachers started to wonder why I wasn't eating, and soon began to ask me if I was anorexic. I replied, "do I look anorexic!?" I'm now 6 foot 3 and weigh 56 pounds. *FUN FACT: based on a heartwarming true story.

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Oh yeah? Well you're as gay as this joke!

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Roses are red, Violets are pretty, look at their team, Surrender at 20.

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What do you cal it when a black person gets married to a white person inner racial marriage

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Once upon a time, there was a horse that had no legs, it laid on the ground it's entire life and died. The end.

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how do you make time fly? throw a clock out a window.

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knock knock who's there your family just died your family just died who? -.-

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What do you call a beagle and an eagle mixed together? A beagle.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, Bushes are red, HOLY SHIT MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

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"why did the cheese not go to church on sunday" "because it was jewish"

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What's worse than the holocaust? anti-joke

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Have you heard about the hipster paleontologist? He liked dinosaurs better when they were underground.

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whats black and white and red all over????? a zebra who got shot

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ugh good riddance

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Knock Knock Who's there? A bag of burning crap.

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Why did Billy start crying? Because he was abandoned at a young age- and was bullied since childhood in the orphanage.

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There is a blonde a Burnett and a red head. Life goes on.

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Why did the fish cross the road? Because fish don't have legs and can't walk anywhere

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Paragnormal Activity: The confused sequels. My wife literally had an heart attack 5/5! -Awesome reviews. I am going to need therapy for the rest of my life! 5 out of 5 stars! -Star reviews THIS MOVIE KILLED MY DOG! 4.5/5 -Petlovers I literally died! 10/10 -Rotten Potatoes.

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Why did the first elephant fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second elephant fall out of the tree? It was tied to the first elephant. Why did the third elephant fall out of the tree? PEER PRESSURE!

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What is the difference between Boyscouts and Jews? Boyscouts come home from camp.

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