What do you call a horse with no legs? Useless.

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So I took this girl into my room we got in bed, We got under the covers and.... We had a rather delightful game of scrabble.

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What do you call someone who kills their own children? Casey Anthony

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Xbox One

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A Muslim walks into a bar. No-one survived the blast.

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the old man fell down the stairs and broke his leg, he then went to the hospital and got a cast. later that day he went home and ate soup

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What's Red and Invisible? No Tomatos

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A man walks into a bar. It was a metal bar. He got hurt.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

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How much is a pet whale? $1350.99

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How do you drown a blonde? Tie a cinderblock to her foot and throw her in water.

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A teenage girl walks into a dark alley. She emerges on the other side completely unharmed.

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never bring a knife to a gun fight. bring a sword.

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What's brown and dirty? Dirt.

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Why didn't Rebecca Black take the bus? Because she would have had a heart attack with all of the seat choices.

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knock knock. who's there? Alticka Alticka who? Alticka pudding cup.

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Mary had a big white van, a big white van, a big white van, Mary had a big white van, where did my friend go? (sing the song)

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Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

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When life gives you lemons you have lemons.

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Two Gay Men Walk Into a Bar, Not Just Any Bar...... a Sports Bar and Enjoy a nice cold Beer with their Heterosexual friends while watching the super bowl. They both go in the back room, where it is dark, together........ and they call for the manager to find out where the chef is so they can tie him down..... and smother him....... in questions concerning the size of his....... buffalo wings stop judging people you ass.

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A sad-looking man entered a bar. The barman asked, "why so sad?" The man replied, "I have a terminal illness."

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What did one bulbasaur say to one squirtle? Well, first off, pokemon are virtual animals created solely for the enjoyment of entertaining japanese children and causing seizure episodes. This fictional creation then migrated to an american tv market, still maintaining their superficial existence while continuing to promote slavery and the use of round balls that capture your problems and propagate winning through random ball throwing. They are fake, and as they are fake, the bulbasaur said "we are fake"

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Q: whats a bunny's favorite music genre A: smooth jazz

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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