- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I was raped by a giant scorpion...

What has four legs and starts with the letter D? A cow.

Why couldn't the teenage pirate get into the movie? Because he lacked the required money for the ticket.

obama's promises

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

one day i went to bed

A Irishman walks into a bar... he suffers severe head injuries.

ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, WITHOUT MY HEART I CANNOT LOVE YOU

Did u hear about the fire at the circus? 12 people died.

Why couldn't Suzie ride the swings? She got hit by a refrigerator.

What do you get when you cross a RPG with a cell phone? A microwave

What do you call a dead prostitute? - You (or friends name) in 10 years

Two tomatoes walk across the street and manage to get over safely. COME ON MUSTARD!

What is the difference between a brick and a ginger? The entirety of their chemical make up and physical appearance.

Cleveland winning something

Your mother is so fat that she is highly likely to get heart disease and/or diabetes.

How did the prisoner escape from prison? He asked to leave.

a gay couple walks into a bar and get a drink

A chicken walks into a McDonald's and the cashier asked the chicken what he would like to order. A man waiting for his meal walked out realizing that the employees of this restaurant were not who he wanted making his food.

A person expresses their opinion online. Another person thanks them for sharing their opinion but kindly disagrees, then he wishes the other person to have a good day.

Why didn't the man have a vagina? Trick Question. Everybody has a vagina.

A farmer had a horse that he rode frequently. He would talk to the horse and tell it it was his closest companion. One day the farmer noticed that the horse was walking funny. So he shot it.

i was driving home after work but i had to stop because an old lady wanted to cross the road..... the old lady was abused by her father as a child, and had Alzheimer's

Got tired of McDonalds Jim?

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