I now pronounce you man and lion. You may now kiss the pride.

Q: What's white, black, and red all over? A: The yellow brick road

whats it called when a pimp slaps a ho? RESPECT

what do you call a blonde with black hair? Artificial intelligence

What did the finger say to the thumb? I'm in glove with you.

scenario: retarded monkey upside down in a mirror question: why is jims dad fat answer: the mexican chicken is an aperadus

Why was the mexican being lazy? Because he lead a very successful life and retired early and now can enjoy the luxury of the finer things in life.

Why did the girl fall of the swing? Because she was shot in the face by a lone gunman.

Q: What did the Jewish man find when he turned on his shower? A: gas

what do u say when u meet somebody new hello

children of those parents which re childless, often are childless too...

Let's go burn down an orphanage, what are they gonna do tell their parents?

general tso's broccoli

Why did the baby die? Cuz the father had a small dick.

Why did Sally's Ice Cream melt? Sally was on Fire

How many people does it take to kill the president? A number

Why was Steve hungry? Because the last time he ate was yesterday.

You know what isn't funny? Getting punched in the face. You know what is funny? Brittany Spears getting punched in the face.

The Barackness Monster

A man rode into town on Friday and stayed a while and then left on Friday how did he manage this?

Chickens want to live in a world where they arent judged for cossing a road ......... K?

A African American male and a Mexican male are both in a car, who is driving? Most likely the owner or the car.

An 8 year old, a 9 year old, and jerry sandusky walk into a shower...

why was 6 afraid of 7 He raped him the other day

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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