What is the difference between a plum and an elephant? One is purple, and not an elephant.

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What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

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WHO FRAMED ROGER RABBIT? roger rabbit while hilarious, was an idiot and framed himself....mind F***.

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There once was a man from Kentucky...then he raped everyone in sight... THE END

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Roses are red, Violets are blue.

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antonio is ssooo shexy and smokes

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You know what is worse than being dead...being at a Justin Bieber concert

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haha. i got blocked too!!!!

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ask if someone wants to hear a joke then say "never mind"

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Why do the children cry at dinner time? Becuase there mother forces them to eat her own faeces and takes pictures of them doing it and posts it on the internet.

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I wont serve you." The black man says, "Why? Is it because of the color of my skin?" The bartender says, "No, didn't you read the sign on the front door? It says, "People with suits on will not be served." So the black man took off his suit and was kindly served.

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Why did little Billy fall of his bike? anwser: because a refridgator hit him.

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Two Muffins are in a freezer. The first muffin says "Sure is cold in here." The other muffin sits there untill at a later date eaten because muffins can't talk. The first muffin later is analyzed and dysected by the United States governmant and is classified as alien because again, muffins can't talk.

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Who is big and stupid My brother

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LAST COMMENT? DISGUSTIIIING! NO YOU TAKE IT!

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What did the black guy do to his neighbor's car while he was away? Wash it for a for as a favor.

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What did the police officer say to the black man? "I am a police officer."

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a black guy walks into a park with a group of five other black guys. they then proceed to have a nice picnik and play frisbee with a little white boy.

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What do you call a dozen Muslims waiting to board a train? Passengers...you racist.

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What's red,little and its in the corner??? --- Strawberry in the corner

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Q: What did the dog say to the cat? A: animals don't talk

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if a chcken lays an eggg what happens? a baby bird comes out

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What's funnier than slapping a girl? Calling the cops on the person who slapped her.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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