- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What worse than the holocaust? Danny's.

Three guys went barhopping. One slipped and broke his dick.

Breast cancer.

Why did the man sit down? Because he was tired of standing up.

There are two muffins in an oven. One muffin says to the other "dang, it's really hot in here." Realizing that muffins can not talk the other muffin wakes up to a very hungry man biting his face.

Your mommas so fat, that she's really big.

Jack and jill Went up the hill To go smoke Some marijuana Jack got high Unzipped his fly And asked jill "Do you wanna?" Jill sais "yes" Pulled up her dress And things got real fun But silly jill Forgot the pill And now they have a son

What did the pillow say to the dragon? Nothing, because pillows don't talk, dragons aren't real and this is a highly improbable circumstance.

yo mama so fat she decided to go on a diet :)

a gay man walks into a bar the bartender says "what'll it be today" he asks for a beer the bartender comes back with a beer because thats what he asked for.

What do I have in common with your mum? We're in the same bed right now.

Why was the deer afraid of the hunter because the smell of toasters

When I walk in the rain, I get wet

Why did the boy fail his midterm? he didnt study.

Why are there no aspirin factories in the Amazon Rainforest? Because it would be unprofitable to build a factory that requires a large workforce in an uninhabited area.

knock knock. who's there myhairs myhairs who myhairs fallen out

A black man walks into a bar The bartender tells him they don't serves blacks The black mans calls the Police and the bartender is arrested for Discrimination

why did the chicken cross the road? because it had earlier escaped from its cage and had since began to wonder around the local town

What did God say when he mad another black guy? Danmit i burnt one again.

- My grand mother died. - I'm sorry.... Did She died of old age ? - No, she got eaten by a giant worm.

I saw a guy walking down the street like a black person. I just shook my head and smiled. He WAS black.

How do you keep children off your lawn? Touch them.

What did paul say to bill? "Hi, I'm Paul"

I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I was raped by a giant scorpion...

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