Knock knock. Who's there? Mike. Oh, come in.

A man looks both ways before crossing the street he gets hit by an airplane

What did the little gril with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer

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Why did the beautiful woman marry the ugly poor old man? She was blonde & was therefor not aware that he wasn't rich nor younge.

Why would you call a child douche bag? Cause they're sterile

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A racist man walks into an all black church. He has no problem with the people there as he is a black man who hates caucasion people.

how long does it take a meth-head to rob your flat? not long at all, and they'll take everything. they need to, it's an addiction

Why did the chicken cross the rode? It was being chased by a fox and did not want to be eaten.

Your mother is so fat she sometimes eats a normal sized portion of food and does not feel satisfied

Why was the firefighter carrying a hot girl? Because her house was on fire.

what did the mexican cop say to the mexican drug dealer? can i get some of that

Knock knock Who's there? Jesus Jesus who? Jesus Christ, your lord and savior.

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Near the tower of London, a woman says to her friend: "You know, I had a feeling my son would come out, and the other day, he did." "What was your first clue?" "We're British."

What is similar between a penguin and a newspaper? If you kill a penguin, then grind it up into a fine powder, then the penguin becomes a newspaper.

What Do You Call a Black Man With a Gun?? A Cop

A Christian asks God why there is so much pain and suffering in the world. Everyone around him moves away from the grown man talking to his imaginary friend.

Know what would be awkward, if a GPS told a gay guy to get straight.

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Q: What's the difference between a Chicken and a Triceratops? A: One is a Chicken and One is a Triceratops.

What do you call it when a woman doesn't want the child she is currently impregnated with? Abortion: a very sensitive and controversial topic.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None,it eats plants.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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