- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How old are you? 20

my eyes hurt from what? being open too much

Why did the audience laugh at Chaz Bono? Because he told a funny joke.

How do you talk to a mentally challenged person? You use words in a sequential order that would make sense grammatically

A sad-looking man entered a bar. The barman asked, "why so sad?" The man replied, "I have a terminal illness."

A blonde and a brunette are stuck on a desert island, they later died of starvation.

whats good about poland... fukk all

What did one Stoner say to the other? "I'm hungry, let's order pizza."

Why was the blonde girl stupid? She had suffered sever brain damage the previous month and was still recovering.

why did the deer jump, because there was something in it's way

Q: Why was 6 afraid of 7? A: Cus 7 had AIDS and it was bleeding all over the place!

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Why is Obama the Antichrist? Salad.

What's the difference between a McDonald's and Michael Jackson? One is a fast FOOD restaurant, while the other likes having sex with little boys.

How come the man couldnt read the directions? He was reading it upside down.

Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar. Homo-sexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual panda just have piece?

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven raped and murdered eight's family.

How did the gay guy greet the other gay guy? Nice to meet you.

How many unicorns does it take to change a light bulb? 17. 11 if its Tuesday.

Why did the old woman fall down She got shot

What's green and blue that is shaped like the earth? The earth

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

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what is a present you would give a werewolves? I said... OBAMA!!! tee hee

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