Vicky is my best friend.

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A guy walks into a bar Many people gather around him to see if he is alright and to tell him he needs to watch where he is going.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He looked both ways and saw there was no traffic.

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It was a dark and stormy night. The whole family waiting for the phone to ring as they await for a criminal to give instructions. Then the phone rings... RING RING Jeffery: "Hello? Yes, sir. Yes, sir. No sir please don't! No, have mercy! Yes sir. No sir, no. Yes sir. Bye." Donald: "What did the man say?" Jeffery: "Wrong number..."

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once upon a time, a bird fell in love with a fish.. they both died.

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wanna hear a joke? no.

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Friends are like trees. If you hit them with an axe enough times, they'll fall over.

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How do you stop your child from picking his nose? Cut his hands off

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A blind man walks into a bar. He cannot read the drink menu.

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Why can't men give birth? Because men do not not have the reproductive organs required to give life to a new born child.

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Did you hear about the fire in the shoe factory? All the inventory was destroyed.

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Why did the girl get robbed? Because her door was unlocked.

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EAT YOUR DINNER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What's big and messy? A big mess

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i have an apple. now suck my dick

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What did Einstein say to the blonde? 'What specific part of the theory don't you understand?'

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whats the difference between a bird and a turtle? they can both fly but the turtle cant

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A guy was beet by his wife.

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Ask him to come down.

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Q: what's brown and rhymes with snoop? A: Dr. Dre

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Do you want to hear a funny joke? Me too.

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A Jehovah's Witness knocks on my door. I didn't answer the door.

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what has four wheels and opens using a key? -a trunk on wheels

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Why was the girl crying? - Someone pooped on her face.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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