What's the difference between Hitler and Stalin? Nothing because pineapples aren't vegetables.

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Why did the boy throw butter out the window? Because he had uncontrollable muscle spasms.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

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knock knock who's there? the milk man the milk man who? the milk man who brings your milk every morning

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hahahahaha thats not funny

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Q: Whats the difference between a friend and a bestfriend? A: The other one has best in front of it dumb A$$

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A man stepped on a nail. He died shortly after of lockjaw.

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Once upon a time, a boy sat on a hedgehog. He abruptly stood up, as the spikes had caused him a certain amount of discomfort.

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Sigh... You know life, you start all optimistic and "I am going to be wealthy mommy and stuff" Then you know, life turns not quite out like you planned it, and, well, you wish you had made some other choices you know what I mean... Your grades where not that good, that girl you really loved did not like you back, you know what I mean right? ...Well I don't, how is it like?

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speech and debate.

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What did the blonde get for Christmas? A Brain

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Paragnormal Activity: The confused sequels. My wife literally had an heart attack 5/5! -Awesome reviews. I am going to need therapy for the rest of my life! 5 out of 5 stars! -Star reviews THIS MOVIE KILLED MY DOG! 4.5/5 -Petlovers I literally died! 10/10 -Rotten Potatoes.

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Why was the black man tangled in chains at the bottom of the ocean? Because he was a highly skilled diver and environmentalist who tragically entangled himself and consequently died slowly and painfully of suffocation while trying to save a whale from eating waste metal.

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Sometimes I question my sanity... Occasionally it replies.

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What does andy and burger king have in common? Nothing, thats why she is now banging josh!

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Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall, Humpty Dumpty had a great fall All the king's horses and all the king's men, went and made an omelette.

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What did the clitoris say to the labia? I'm from the hood, the clitoral hood.

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my eyes hurt from what? being open too much

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Why did the audience laugh at Chaz Bono? Because he told a funny joke.

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How do you talk to a mentally challenged person? You use words in a sequential order that would make sense grammatically

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How old are you? 20

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why did the deer jump, because there was something in it's way

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What did one Stoner say to the other? "I'm hungry, let's order pizza."

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Why is Obama the Antichrist? Salad.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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