There are two fish in a tank. They both die, tanks are used for warfare.

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot.... ya' damn racist!

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What did the psychopath say to the firefighter? Can you lend me a few bucks? My clothes are dirty and I need to go to the launromat.

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Three men of different ethnic and socio-economic upbringings enter a pub. A strange situation befalls them or a question is posed. The first two respond in turn, in manners typical of their profession or educational background. The third, however, either draws on his specific expertise and responds so as to outwit the others, or makes an egregious and pun-filled blunder, leaving himself open to mockery by his peers.

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WHAT????

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Your mama is so ugly. But she is still a respected member of the community

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Apparently I'm an unfit father, cuz all I know is dope and all I got is 30 dollas

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Why did the fat man fall off the balcony? He didn't, I pushed him.

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Hey i heard You were a wierd kid ooooooooooalskdfjaslkdfj

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What's worse then one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse then two bee stings? The Holocaust . What worse then the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun

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What happened to the boy who spilled his fruit punch on the president? He was offered a new one compliments of Obama himself.

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Why doesn't Micheal Jackson do a music video with Usher? Because he is dead.

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what did the little boy say when the teacher asked what he wanted to be when he grew up? Adolf Hitler

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What is the science of classifying living things? Racism...

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knock knock whos there knock knock whos there knock knock whos there poor billy didnt know that the knocking was just a tree branch and he stayed asking the same question for 21 years

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whats worse than being cold? having a pine cone shoved up your ass.

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How do you make time fly? Develop a flying suit to put on a sun dial.

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My Grandma has Alzheimers and always repeats what she says. My Grandma has Alzheimers and always repeats what she says. (Submitted by Aidan)

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The other day, I broke my snare drum.... I still haven't fixed it and am planning on doing so soon.

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guy walks into a bar, ouch

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a blond girl walks into a bar

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Why did the boy laugh? Because someone told him a joke.

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Q: Why did George Lopez walk into a Taco Bell? A: To purchase a 5-layer Gordita Burrito

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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