What do you call a black person riding a bicycle? A black person riding a bicycle.

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What did the man without a tongue say...

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Two Jews walk into a concentration camp. One goes to work and the other one gets gassed.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A zebra that's been brutally cut open.

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Why did the chicken cross the road?... To get to the other side.

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Friends are like trees, They fall down if you hit them several times with an axe.

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Whats 2+1? 2.

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Real Joke: The US Air Force operates Seymour Johnson Air Force Base. It is named for a seaman. Go look it up.

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Q: How do you make scrach paper? A: Take a paper and scrach it.

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So there's this crazy married couple in a old trailer down the road. They are both drunk. The man asks his blond wife, ''Isn't it about time we get married?'' The wife replies ''I wouldn't marry a ugly thing like you!'' The next day, they file a divorce.

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Poop swing

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How did the blonde burn her ear? In a terrible accident involving molten lava.

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What does a carrot and a potato have in common? They're both not chocolate

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Why is a charlie horse called a charlie horse? Well there was this boy charlie and he had a horse and it died in a fire.

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What's the difference between George Michael and a microwave oven? One is a human being and the other is a resourceful appliance.

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Knock Knock Who's there? I don't know Then why should I care I don't know

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A man claims to own a talking dog. A skeptic approaches the man and his dog and asks for a demonstration. The man asks his dog, "How does sandpaper feel?" The dog says, "Ruff!" The skeptic is not convinced. The man then asks his dog, "Who is the greatest baseball player of all time?" The dog, who like all dogs cannot fully comprehend human speech, proceeds to lick his balls.

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Religion.

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Knock knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? NOTHING, because NOTHING rhymes with orange!

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Q: What's worse than 5,000,000 African Americans being killed? A: 1 White person being killed

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Why did the woman accuse a black man of stealing from a bank? Because she was eating a cornmuffin on the bench across the street when she saw a black man,stealing money from a bank

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A guy walks into a bar, but a metal bar, he hurts his head, he goes to the hospital to get an x-ray, Turns out he hard a brain tumor, He died the next day,

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Want to hear a funny joke? Womens rights.

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Q: What did the man do when he won the lottery? A: He kept it for himself and left his family.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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