Tell you something funny.

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What makes a good jack-o-lantern? A pumpkin

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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Why did the man suddenly burst into flames in room. The room was dark, so he lit a match. It turns out there was hydrogen in the room and when fire touches hydrogen, it sets on fire.

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What's black and white and red all over? Two biracial gay guys boning a can of paint...

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What do you call a praying mantis at your door step? a Jehovah Witness

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Roses are red, Violets are purple, nothing rhymes with purple.

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charly ate an apple. the apple was filled with poison and charly died.

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What did the little boy get after falling and hitting his face on the ground? A prolonged nosebleed. And Leukemia.

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STFU Stop Tickling Fuzzy Unicorns they really don't like it

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What's 1 + 1? Fish. What's 2+2? Window. pie.

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We live in a world.... Yeah its called Earth.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a banana.

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Why did i write an antijoke? Because i can't write real jokes.

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Why is Steve Jobs dead, but Bill Gates isn't? Because Bill Gates wasn't diagnosed with Pancreatic Cancer.

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why does jake have so many guns? hes compensating

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What's the difference between jam and jelly? Jelly is a clear or translucent fruit spread made from sweetened fruit juice, and set using naturally occurring pectin. Jam contains both fruit juice and pieces of fruit.

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So, you got to take medications daily or die? Are you in pain my dear?

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Last guy is a Joke thief Love, T.R.

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Why don't pineapples grow on pine trees? Because they're tropical.

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Why did i write this? I was bored

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How do you make a Cowboy cry? You kill his family.

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How dead people are in a graveyard? All of them

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what did tyrone want for Christmas? A dad.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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