Why doesn't Michael J. Fox drive a stick shift? He was raised in an urban area and was only taught to maneuver with vehicles that shifted automatically.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Poetry is hard And so is wood

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Want to hear a funny joke? Womens rights.

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I nicknamed my diick "the truth" because the biitches can't handle it

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Whats worse than bitting into a apple and finding a worm? Being the worm who just lost nearly half his whole house because some jerk decided to eat an apple on the ground, whom after eating the apple destroyed the worms self-esteem by making the comparison to the worse thing possible. Or being raped by Zeus in the form of a worm.

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If your uncle jack helped you off your horse, would you help your uncle jack off a horse? Yes

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Why couldn't the kitten drink from its water bowl? Its face was stapled to the floor.

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what do you say to a girl dog crying??? shut up bitch...

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why was the man gay? Because its not a choice. its a lifestyle.

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Like why period? Why can't mother nature just call and be like ''Wassup girl? You're not pregnant, I'll talk to you next month.''

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A woodchuck could chuck wood but a woodchuck couldn't chuck Norris because Norris isn't a type of wood.

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What is funnier than 24? 25! hahahahahaha!

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Why didn't Jimmy ever get his butt of the couch? His butt was nailed to it and he was also dead. Why didn't his parents save him? they died before he did.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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How do you make a tissue dance? Blow a little boogie in it!

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Mr Jones, we're sending you to a mental health clinic

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Evolution is real. Why? Pikachu evolves.

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Why couldn't Kelly finish her test? She spontaneously combusted.

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What's worse than slipping on a bannana peel? The Gestapo. Go to Aushwitz now.

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I just missed my bus. At least I haven't got cancer.

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A random guy walks into your house and says hi. You say SHUTUP

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To try and get hit by a car.

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Theres a monkey that walks into a bar. I forget the rest of the joke but your moms a w****

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What do you call a blue bucket? A blue bucket. What do you call a red bucket? A blue bucket in disguise.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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