Roses are red. Violets are black. Why is your chest, As flat as my back?

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Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 has been convicted on multiple accounts of murder and Grievous Bodily Harm

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How do u know that your obese ? People stare at you

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version 2 knock knock, whose there FU CK FU CK who FU CK YOU

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<=3 penis

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roses are red, violets are blue, my name is dave, this makes no sense microwave.

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Why was the school field trip cancelled? The Holocaust.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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what did Harry Potter get for christmas? ... nothing his parents are dead !

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate your mom.

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sweating like antoni with a girl

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There was an english man, and irishman and an pakistani sitting in a bar. What a wonderful example of racial & cultural differences bing put to one side while they are socialising in a friendly environment.

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What do you do if a Polish soldier throws a hand-grenade at you? Run.

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Why did Teddy eat dirt? Because he was hungry.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: It didn't, instead it got put in to a McDonald's chicken wrap. Life is funny sometimes, and sceane

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Are you made out of silicon, because you are silly and your name is Con.

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Your momma is so fat she has an increased risk or cardiac arrest due to obesity. I ridicule her based on the theory that her morbid obesity is due to the fact that she has a diet consisting of large amounts of calories and high fat content and/or she is known to be very sedentary and does not partake in physical exercise. However, if this increase in body fat content is due to genetics I retract my previous statement and wish only the best for her, also, you might want to lower your calorie intake and visit your local gym, lest you succumb to morbid obesity, much like your mother.

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What did the clinically depressed man get for Christmas? He received many of splendid gifts and a joyous day with his family. He realized that his life isn't so bad after all, and went home with his head held high. He was then eaten by a vicious looking 7.

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A muslim walks pass a bomb shop on his way to the international peace club.

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Q.what do you call 7x7 A.A math equation

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Is your plant made out of Osmium, Molybdenum, Silicon and Sulfur? Because it's going through OsMoSiS. That was just a joke, not a pick up line. Unless I was giving a pick-up line to your plant, which I definitely wasn't...

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Two gorillas walked into a bar and it hurt

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Roses are red Violets are blue Your whole family is dead And now it's time for you!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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