- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did little Tommy eat an apple? Because he was hungry. Thats why.

If 32x=8600, find x. ^ | There it is!

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she no arms

Why did Daphie die? I stabbed her 487 times.

What's a worse feeling than an upset stomach? Seeing a child getting molested and not saying anything.

What is worse than reading an anti-joke relatively similar to the other? Walking in your front yard and realizing a zombie is eating your dead grandmother.

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why was it funny that the boy got a razor for christmas because he had leukemia

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They took away privileges that she normally would have had had she not misbehaved.

Knock Knock Whose there? Nobody Nobody who?

You know what me and Bill Cosby have in common? Katie..

What the difference between a duck? One of the legs is both the same.

What's the difference between a black guy and a bench. A bench is wooden while a black guy has a human body composed of mostly water.

"The Civil War wasn't won in a day, it was won in a lifetime." -Marc Cruz

I tell the Doctor I'm having pains in my chest. He says that sounds serious and admits me immediately to the hospital.

What do you look for in a woman? a pulse.

Whats yellow and cant swim? A bulldozer

What's the difference between Bobby and a plane? Bobby can be sexually molested.

why navy seals ? they shot osoma bin laden in the face...... multiple times

What's worse than the holocost? 6 Million Jews

why did the little boy cry about his dog, it was hit by a train.

A drunkard stumbles into the bar. Now he's got thousand's of dollars in medical bills.

Why did the chicken cross the road? 4

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