- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did Stevie Wonder eat for dinner last night? A: Something consumable

what did the computer say to the tv? computers are not living there for they cannot talk

What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots? It depends on what his name is.

How do you get someone to shut up? Shove a fork down their throat and hang them by thier thumbs

What's a Guy Gotta Do? -Usher

Why is 6 afraid of 7. Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

What's better than four dead babies in one trashcan? Nothing. Those babies could have grown up to be new heads of state or even the doctor who discovers the cure for cancer.

What's better than winning gold in the special olympics? Not being retarded

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by Osama.

Why didn't the oven turn on? Because nothing turned it on.

Why is America so great? Because the continent is really large.

Last night I had a Chinese By that I mean I abducted some Chinese people and ate them

Why can't Tommy ride a bike? Because Tommy is a goldfish.

What's Red and Invisible? No Tomatos

A man walks into a bar Ouch He broke his penis So he ate it Then he saw a little boy They shaved their pubic hair together He raped the little boy He walked into another bar Double ouch

Jinoo walks into a club it's not a club anymore it's a slaying factory

What's the difference between a jew and a jew? They both died in the gas chamber.

What's the difference between a car and 10 dead babies? I don't have 10 dead babies in my garage.

Q: what do u call a hotdog that's not cooked? A:a raw hot dog

What's worse than losing $100 at the racetrack? Losing at Russian Roulette

Why didn't God show up to Jesus' bar mitzvah? Because he doesn't exist.

what happened to the drug addict? he go high

Q. What did little John get from reading this. then wait and you will see that the person who you were asking the question will give you a series of awkward faces until they lose interest

What do you call two men kissing? Gay.

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