- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. How are a bird and a turtle alike? A. They both fly. Except the turtle.

a woman came back from a long vacation, one of her male employes noticed that her breast were much larger, "wow, did you get a boob job?" he asked. she replied "no i have breast cancer"

What rhymes with shuck and starts with an f flamethrower

How do you stop a bus? You press the brake pedal, causing the brake pads to squeeze the tires. Which will slow the momentum of the bus to the point of stopping.

Why do you not play poker with a cheetah. 1. Animals can't play card games. 2. Cheetahs are carnivores. Think about it.

I see said the blind man to his deaf wife as his crippled son pushed him in his wheelchair.

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I wonder if God looks at the Earth all these years later and thinks, Man, I really went overboard with the water, didn't I?

How many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A **** load! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair).

A mans wife gets pregnant after he has a visectomy... She was artificially inseminated using sperm he froze before the operation

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well it doesn't matter because he got hit by a bus before he could even make it.

What do you get when you mix a burrito and an earthworm? Diaherea

A man walks into a bar, Esept it wasn't a bar and he was running.

What did the man say to the jew? How are jew?

Knock Knock! Who's there? Jeff. I don't know anyone by the name of Jeff. Please leave my property immedaitely.

a pornstar comes early to a party

Health food.

What do you get when you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence in prison.

Why'd the girl fall of her scooter? She fell into a hole and died. She was never found again. All that was left was her scooter.

What's red and smells like blood? Blood.

Are you related to Yoda? because yoda-licious!!!!

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had herpes.

Roses are Blue Violets are Red I have Alsheimers... Cheese on Toast

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