- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, foxes are clever, I like your butt, let me touch it forever!

Q:what is a wheelchairs biggest fear A: steps

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? I don't know. He couldn't open it.

Breaydn Simmons walked into a bar

An asian man and his friend walk into a bar. They both order a few drinks and drink them responsibly. They then pay for their drinks, and drive home to their loving families.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new piano? Neither has he...

A sad-looking man entered a bar. The barman asked, "why so sad?" The man replied, "I have a terminal illness."

look in the sky! its a bird, its a plane........ Its Miles

What's the difference between a taxidermist and an astronomer ? They have a different job.

Wanna here a good joke?

Person 1: Hey Person 2: What's up? Person 1: Kill Yoself Person 2: Alright

What did the pear say to the orange? Orange ya gonna say hi? What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk.

When the tsunami hit in 2004, christians worldwide prayed for the victims. it didnt help

A man walks into a bar Ouch He broke his penis So he ate it Then he saw a little boy They shaved their pubic hair together He raped the little boy He walked into another bar Double ouch

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

canaan and mallory

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when the elephants were coming? Here come the elephants! What did Jane say when the elephants were coming? Here come the plums! (She was color blind.)

A ship wrecks in the South Pacific ocean. Only one man survives. He swims to a semi-deserted island, and is later eaten by the cannibal inhabitants

Why did the chicken itch it's bum? Cause it's bum was itchy

Whats yellow and cant swim? A bulldozer

Why is this room orange? Because I painted it orange. You didn't paint it; my mom painted it.

Why can't Albert Einstein hold down a job? Because he's dead.

How do you get a n***r out of a tree? Cut the rope

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