Knock Knock Who's there The Holocaust!

If life give you lemons, throw them at people.

a dog ate my homework but then he returned it on the lawn

Why did schlomo fall off the swing He lost balance because Muslims threatened to kill him

It's valentines today! My girlfriend died.

So tell me what’s worse than a baby? A dead baby… Well then what’s worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies… And what’s worse than a pile of dead babies? A live baby sitting on top of a pile of dead babies… And what’s worse than a live baby sitting on top of a pile of dead babies? A live baby eating it’s way out of a pile of dead babies…

A man tells his wife to leave the kitchen

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ?... because he was dead

What is the best way to put out a fire? Stop, drop and have an 0rgy.

We are sorry for being so sorry, and apologize again for apologizing so much... Why wont you just let me apologize? Does this insult you? I apologize. HEY! STOP THAT! I SAID I WAS SORRY SORRY FOR BEING SORRY! FORGIVE ME PLEASE SORRY WHY ARE YOU DRAWING THAT KNIFE OUT OF THE... LISTEN I AM SORRY!!! From my book the boy that cried help too much: The help arrived and the boy was never seen again. TRIPLE POST TO SAY SORRY FOR DOUBLE POSTING! QUADRUPLE POST TO SAY SORRY FOR DOUBLE POSTING...ETC.

My friend who's a chef was stabbed by his own kitchen knife, everyone said it would be in bad taste to joke about it.

out of your comfort zone

What did the janitor have for breakfast? Food

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Not the Twin Towers.

What looks like a duck, smells like a duck and feels like a duck? A duck.

i hate it when people repeat the same jokes. i just hate it when people repeat the same jokes.

im typkiking wifrh myv troes. Sorry, i was typing with my toes.

What's round and bounces A basketball No!!!!!!! You dummy!!! Then what? Boobies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

When is your birthday? November 13 what year? every year

how do you get a girl of a swing? puch her off! how do you get her friend of a swing? throw a refridgerator at her!

What's funnier than 68 69

what did one barstool say to the other what theres a butt on me

What's the difference between a nickel and a dime? Five cents.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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