Why did the giant frog attack the party goers with a ballistic missile? oh where tos tart...it's, just such a long story, I don't really know where to begin, in fact it's probably better if you just take my word for it, no need to go into details. we just don't have time for that now.

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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A woman who lived alone with her parrot left her apartment to run to the store, forgetting that a plumber was scheduled to come and fix her sink. A few minutes later, the plumber arrived and knocked on the door. The parrot inside called out, "WHO IS IT?" The plumber replied, "it's the plumber. I've come to fix the sink." The plumber waited for a bit and, seeing that nobody was coming to the door, knocked again. The parrot called out, "WHO IS IT?" The plumber replied, a little more loudly, "it's the plumber! I've come to fix the sink!" Again the plumber waited. After a few more minutes, he knocked again. The parrot called out, "WHO IS IT?" The plumber yelled, as loudly as he could, "IT'S THE PLUMBER! I'VE COME TO FIX THE SINK!" Still, nobody came to the door. The plumber banged the door repeatedly, The parrot called out, "WHO IS IT?" The plumber screamed "IT'S...THE...PLUMBER!!! I'VE...COME...TO...FIX...THE...SIIIIIIINK!!!" and then, consumed with rage, clutched his chest and fell over dead from a stress-induced heart attack. A few minutes later, the woman returned home and, while opening her door, noticed the plumber lying dead in her hallway. She looked at her parrot and asked, "Who is it?" The parrot called out, "WHO IS IT?"

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why did the nazi eat the jew? He didn't

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24... wait i thought of something better than 24... let me hear it... 25!!!!

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What do you call two dog? dogs

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What do you call a dick with blonde hair? Joffrey Baratheon.

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Whats worse than missing the bus? Having the short bus picking u up

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What did the Mexican guy say to the black guy? What? Nothing, he don't speak English

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A horse walks into a bar. Being unable to comprehend human emotion, he shits all over the floor.

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Whats yellow and gives you cancer? The sun

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what happens when a girl poops? she wipes her butt.

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Hello! Echo! My name is Ed!

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Roses are red Grass is greener I think of you when I play with my weiner

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Roses are Gray, Violets are Gray, I am color-blind, I hate my life

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Solely for our entertainment purposes.

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Add William Wright On Facebook Answer- www.facebook.com/public/William-Wright

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Whats bad about a black cop coming to your house? I was having a KKK meeting in the basement.

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Q: Where is the best place to hide a black persons food stamps? A: In their wallet so they can go to the grocery store and support their family with the little amount of help they get.

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What does a black car thief do with a stolen car? Drive it

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Knock knock Who's there? Orange That's impossible...

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What is red and smells like blue paint? Read paint.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Someone clearly messed up on naming the flower. Violet is synonymous with purple, Which is obviously NOT blue; It's the mixture between blue and red.

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