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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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No thank you, I don't like violence

Yes, I'll have the cordon bleu, see voo play.

Why did the American run over the black man. Because he didn't see him standing there.

What do you call a black astronaut? It depends on what his name is.

Why did the boy get hit by the ice cream truck? The driver of the ice cream truck was drunk

Everyone was standing in a bank happily Three muslims walk in Everyone continues their everyday lives coz we live in a non racist society and nothing could go wrong Then the building blew up

What do you call a man who buys flowers, chocolates, and new jewelry for his wife? A kind, considerate husband.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

i drive all the time its no big deal open the door and get behind the wheel

The grass is always greener on the side that uses manure and fertilizer daily.

I was looking out the window on a Sunday morning. The coffee was fresh, and the air was moist. I had recieved a phone call last night on the contents of a briefcase that was to be left on my front door today. The explination was vague, and I was told to enjoy my last day. Then I died.

How would you punish Helen Keller? Make her read a basketball.

My mom is such a bitch that no one will date her!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!TRUE STORY!! :D

What's red, green, and goes about 200 mph A fire hidrent I lied about the green and the 200 mph

what happens every day? People die

why is your mother dead? because i killed him.

A white man, a black man, an Asian man, a Mexican man, a subasian man, an Austrailian man, and a Canadian white man. That's it.

What's long, hard, and full of seamen? An ejaculating penis.

A man walks in on his wife blowing Bubbles. Two weeks later they are divorced.

Spoiling your fun. Jesus said on the cross, I shall return. Then he returned three days later to say goodbye to his people. Moral: What the fuck are you Åsshats waiting for? The third coming?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

What's the difference between humans and dogs? 4.

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What do you call a black man with gold teeth? Cruchie.

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