Q: Why did the black man call the white man a rasict? A:because he called him black.

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what do you call a Muslim flying a plane A pilot

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There once was a man who couldn't finish any sente

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knock knock get lost!

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Why is it pointless to brutally kill and dismember a Japanese man? You'd be satisfying his sexual fetish.

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What worse than the holocaust? Dries Roelvink!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was trying to escape from the sad and depressing environment that surrounded him on the side he thus came from. Alas, he did not know that he would be soon hit by a drunk truck driver, who would also die, in a bright explosion of morbid flames and screams.

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What do you call a blonde prostitute your bitch

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His sons funeral was on the other side.

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Q: Where can you find a cat with no arms and no legs? A: Right where you left him Q: Where can you find a dog with no arms and no legs? A: In a bun

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Knock Knock. *Silence* Knock Knock. *Silence* Knock Knock. *Silence* *Busts open door* "Oh right... I killed Bob last week.

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Some black guy grabs a white guys wallet. the black guy says " hey I think you dropped this"

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What did the man with Alzheimer's get for Christmas? Happy New Year!

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So joe diragi walks out of a gay bar...

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What did the lady find out when she went to the doctor. She had breast cancer.

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what do you call a 19th century steam train driver ? i dont know , depends what his mother named him

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You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose... But you cannot be a dinosaur!

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wanna hear a joke? womans rights

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Yo momma so Fat that she got picked for the Olympic Swim Team

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Shape like a book, have papers like a book, have a cover like a book, and could be read like a book. But it's not a book, what is it? A dictionary

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Queens Park rangers

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why did the lady fall out the window? someone threw axe at her

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Q : What did the construction worker get for christmas? A: Nothing a building fell on him 3 days earlier

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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