Chantelle, I loved you, but you cheated with Johnathan from Church...

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Mary had a big white van, a big white van, a big white van, Mary had a big white van, where did my friend go? (sing the song)

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A squirrel and an owl are sitting in a tree. A farmers walks by underneath, and the squirrel turns to the owl and says nothing, because squirrels can't talk and neither can owls. Then the owl eats the squirrel because it is a bird of prey.

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Why did the old lady have a heart attack? She got raped by a giraffe.

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Emergency call: - Please help, my little son swallowed a condom! 5 minutes later - It is ok, I found another one.

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why did the panda go to the store? to buy milk.

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Q: Whats the difference between nude pics and your mom? A: I can wackk off to nude pics

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why did Kelsey fall off the swing? because she has no arms Knock Knock who's there? not Kelsey

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where do some birds live in? Earth

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Why didnt john feel like fis n chips? he had a bus stuck up his ars

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What is the difference between ashes and a jew? A lot

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josh roberts goes to church to take advantage of religiously confused young boys

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i love weed i fuc king really do i fuc king love smoking weed with you.And i love a fat spliff and i love a fat bong why cant we all just sing along!!!

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 452

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READ IT ALL> whats the difference between a jew and a pizza...the jew is a human with living features and organs that keep his body hydrated while also keeping his blood pumped throughout him, otherwise the pizza is a circular, doe based cake like food topped with a fine layer of cheese and in some cases topped of with other substances such as pineapple or ham :)

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A duck flew calmly through the air and landed softly on a beautiful lake, where he was then shot for trespassing.

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TOBUSCUS

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What did the guy say when he found out his girlfriend had a dick I don't think we should date anymore, you have a dick.

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What is the difference between a black man and a white man? The pigment in their skin.

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What do you call a black man who has become a millionare? A financhaly successful buisnessman who worked hard to be where he is today.

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Do you have ass-thma? Coz your ass is taking my breath away

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Adam ci ?mierdz?cy kutas mi sie ya mam

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To make it home in time for Thanksgiving.

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A man walks up to an attractive woman and asks "Is it hot in here, or is it just you?" The woman replies "No, it's hot in here. It is a record breaking 114 degrees outside, which means everybody is using their air conditioner. Due to the large amount of energy air condioners require, the power has gone out in this building and the air conditioner is not functional. The tempurature in the building is 103 degrees and three children are in the emergency room because of heat stroke."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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