What does a gay horse eat? Carrots

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How do you get a jew out of an empty pool? Give him a lader

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How do you get a n***r out of a tree? Cut the rope

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Your mom is so fat, she is having angioplasty. She might need a ride a home.

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Q: whats the fastest way to a woman's heart? A: A knife to the ribs...

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what makes the world go round? An axis (just jokin, its COFFEE)

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whats your moms inside look like nick because all there is is fat

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding A Duck in your apple! What is worse than finding a duck in your apple? Finding a racist in your apple! Whats worse than finding a racist in your apple? DEATH

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Why, you might ask, did in fact the chicken cross this all too infamous road? His grandma-ma phoned the righteous bird and requested a visit. Chickens never displease their family.

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Did you know that I can't talk any louder than this... Exept when I can

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Your momma so poor, she has a hard time paying her bills.

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The more I learn to understand myself, the more true I am towards my values the less human I feel. The irony is, that there will always be other humans feelng the same.

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Want to hear a funny joke? Womens rights.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was in a cage being carried by a farmer.

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A man walks into a bar. The bar is closed and the man is a thief. The police are promptly called in fear that the situation may become increasingly dangerous.

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[Jewish Joke] Some Guy: OOOOHH I GET IT Me: Anne Frank-ly, how did jew nazi this coming?

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex afender

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whats the one about not giving a crap? oh yea this one

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How do you drown a blonde? Well there are a few ways, including holding her head underwater until she passes out and then leaving her in the pool.

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What do you call ugly? Dionne Dodds

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OK. so a guy walks up to another guy and says hi. The other guy said nothing. The other guy said hi again. The guy said nothing The guy got really mad and slapppeed him across the face. Finally the man said PURPLE RABBID COMPUTER TREES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and walked away while liking his blue brick.

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Roses are red Violets are blue get down or i will shoot

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Why was the Energizer Bunny arrested? He was found guilty of two acts of murder in the first degree.

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'Dyslexic man walks into a bar... and orders a pint

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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