What do people say when a dyslesic person scores a goal in soccer good job that was a nice goal

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Why couldn't the drunken man walk in a straight line? Because someone shot him in the face.

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Q: How do you make a clown stop laughing? A: Hit it in the face with an axe

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Why did little Johnny fall off his swing? He had no arms.

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Why did the American run over the black man. Because he didn't see him standing there.

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knock knock who's there doctor doctor who No

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What's the difference between you and a mallet with a cold? Ones a sick duck...I forget what I was about to say but your mother is a whore

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Your mother is so fat she sometimes eats a normal sized portion of food and does not feel satisfied

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So a man and a woman are siting at the same park table Woman: sir are you touching my leg erotically Man: No mam for you see I am a parapaligec

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Q:What do you get when you mix a tiger and a panda? A:nothing, its impossible

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How do you make a plummer angry? Kill his family

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A man is balancing on a bar. But it's a bar where people drink so I don't know how that works.

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I leave you with a riddle, I am round. I am an orange. What am I?

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awkies when u see danni white fingering jacob :0;0;0;0, and jamie fingering himself..............

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'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

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Knock knock whos there? Underware Underware who? I underware my friends are

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What's the difference between a cheeseburger and a dead baby............I don't j!zz on the cheeseburger before I eat it.

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Why did the first Monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Monkey fall out of the tree? He was tied to the first Monkey. Why did the third Monkey fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game.

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I told you it would happen

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A women walks into a kitchen.

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I once heard what I consider the best joke ever: But I am not telling it to you, because this is a the anti-joke section. Moral: You better find the secret "real jokes section" because its there, yeeeeeess yeeeeeeeeees of coursehahahahaha!

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If i had a dollar for every time Lindsay Lohan Crashed a vehicle......i would be rich

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Why did the police arrest the Escalade full of black men? Reckless driving. I lied, it was an asian woman.

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Why did the man walk into the bar? To purchase alcoholic beverages ready for consumption.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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