- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It got shot. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

How do you scare a Jew Hold your lighter up and blow out the flame and I've toward him real slowly and see how much drama he'll cause

A neutron walks into a bar. He orders a drink and ponders why his mother gave him the name, "A neutron."

A man walks into a resteraunt and joins his friends. Then he realized he had no friends. ~YN~

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting r.aped by a giant scorpion.

Your mama is so ugly. But she is still a respected member of the community

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

This joke is funny

Whats green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

Why didn't little Jimmy eat his dinner? Jimmy didn't eat his dinner because there was no food. Jimmy is a poor street urchin who died of starvation.

I watched The Pianist last night? Holocaust

Why are all of the cars in the left lane? Because you are in Winona MN.

Yo mama so fat, her whole family is encouraging her to exercise and go on a diet.

Why did the boy laugh? Because someone told him a joke.

Roses come in a variety of colors.

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, it seem's that someone has been bathroom on my lawn. "Martha, I'm not cleaning this up"

Why dont black people go on cruise ships Theyre not falling for that one again

What do you get when you cross a rusty nail and a foot? Tetanus

your mom is so ugly when she entered an ugly contest they said... ok

Why the he'll are there moths in the universe? It makes no sense. Where dies an annoying ass buzzing and flying price if isht ever help me?

Why is 6 afraid of 7? This is 7, if you do everything I say, 6 will live.

What is it worse than a bee sting ? -Two bee stings What 's worse than two bee stings ? -The holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust ? -3 bee stings

A fat lady walks into a bar. Your probably wondering what she ordered. She ordered a ham burger.

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