- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little girl fall of the swing? -because she had no arms Why didn't she get back up? -because she had no legs Why diddn't anyone help her? -because she was black.

Teacher: "What is the outside layer on a tree?" Dog: "Bark" Teacher: "How would you describe the desert surface?" Dog: "Rough" Teacher: "Would you say that Abraham Lincoln was an intelligent man?" Dog: "Yarp"

im a dragon, no im not

What is long and hard that a bride gets on her wedding night? An erect penis.

Why was the man sleeping. He was tired

Why did little Timmy start crying? He was shot.

Q: What do you get when you stand a blonde on her head? A: HORSE DICK

Why did the child get cancer? Because there was a family history of it.

What looks like a chair but isn't? A picture of a chair.

Knock knock. Who's there? The pizza delivery guy. Oh hi.

what did the dead cat say to the dead dog? Nothing, they're dead

knock knock

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse, incapable of understanding the human language promptly shits on the floor then leaves.

Onions are like loved ones... They are both nouns. And you cry when you cut into them.

Q: What do you call a half-black, half-hispanic man crashing a plane full of innocent people into a building? A: A half-black, half-hispanic man crashing a plane full of innocent people into a building.

How do you make a professional gamer cry? You burn his house down.

Why couldnt the black guy swim? He couldn't swim because he had no parental figures growing up. His dad was part of a gang and his mom was a crack addict. He had noone to teach him how to swim.

Roses are red Violets are blue Actually they're purple That's why they're called "violets"

Roses are red. Violets are blue. and Asians are yellow.

Q: Whats red and circular? A: A red circle

how come the jews were not laughing? because they were in a concentration camp

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? A: Bob.

A child walk's into a bar. And gets sexually abused.

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