What's the difference between shoes and babies? You can't eat shoes.

whats worse than 100 babies strapped to an atomic bomb? 1 baby strapped to 100 atomic bombs

There's two homosexuals having sex in the back of a van...........they're over 21 what's wrong with that!

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Q: What's worse than eating cauliflowers? A: Eating cauliflowers and getting raped by Jerry Sandusky at the age of 7.

The original "Chicken cross road" joke is a Anti joke in itself.

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What's the deal with airplane food? Why don't they serve it as a complimentary part of the flight anymore?

What's worse than dying in the holocaust Dying on the last day of the holocaust

Terrorist jokes make me explode with laughter.

Whats 2+1? 2.

A Jehovah's Witness knocks on my door. I didn't answer the door.

Q. Where do you find Indonesia A. On a map

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool The tragic drowning of a quadrapalegic

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had been used as an ingredient in kung pow chicken and was on it's way via delivery boy to the house that had ordered it for a lovely evening meal

Mel Gibson and a Jew walk into a bar They proceed to have a pleasant conversation and both take taxis home

Knock knock How is ? Bond ,James Bond!

What's worse than a fly in your soup? Getting killed in a plane crash.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a prison. They're stopped by a gang. Hey, want to play a game? They answer "No thanks, we died in the last joke."

What does it mean if you have 5$ and Chuck Norris has 5$? Congrats! You both have five dollars!

Whats worst then finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaus.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because 7 ate 9.

A Elephant was going to fight against the biggest and toughest and meanest giant African desert mouse! The battle the animal kingdom had waited for centuries! *DING!* Elephant: Get up Mickey! Mouse: Squish! Disney: How big do you really think a African "giant" desert mouse is?

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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