Wanna know something funny? Your face

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What do gay guys eat? Normal food like every other human being.

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Me. May I come in?" "Yes, you may."

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Whys it so cold? Nuclear winter.

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Why a blonde woman eat vegetables? Because she is a vegetarian.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, What else is new?

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Knock knock. Who's there? Heisenberg...

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Oh yeah? Well you're as gay as this joke!

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What does an emu an a kiwi have in common? Both are flightless birds endemic to there own countries.

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Knock Knock? Who's there? Look in the peephole

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being raped by your uncle

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Two penguins are sitting on an ice flow. One says to the other: "hey--you know, it looks like you are wearing a tuxedo." The other one says, "who says I'm not?"

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Why was Sally crying because a flock Of seagulls just took a shit in her head

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They say that laughter is the key to a long life. What's the key to a short life? Death.

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There where ducks sitting in the bath One Duck truns to the other an says "could you pass me the soap" The other duck truns and replies "dont call me toast"

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A woman leaves the kitchen.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a pineapple? There will be no funeral for the pineapple..

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Moral below, I understand you are one of us, but you are not supposed to act when I, your leader is spreading the message, if you want to risk harming the fundation behind your status as a shadow and its benefits, I suggest you cease signing your comments with moral. Moral the friendly neighbourhood r*pist: "Ruining the fundation behind the life of your choosing, will always end up ruining your chance to live and act freely, if you are a true shadow, then you will follow and obey"

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Why was the Chinese Man mistaken for the other Chinese Man? They were twins.

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Get in the car.

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Adam Chebali goes to war and is quickly killed. The rest of the world rejoices as he can no longer post anti-jokes only he thinks are funny and brag about himself on anti-joke.com.

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How do u stop sky from being gay. You don't

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Why was Tigger looking in the toilet? He was looking for pooh

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yo mamas so old she probably ralises the greater risk of breast cancer in middle age women.

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