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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does an emu an a kiwi have in common? Both are flightless birds endemic to there own countries.

A black guy and a mexican guy are in a car, Who's driving. A policeman.

Whats sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going off a cliff? A Caddy fits five.

Violence is never the answer, its the question... The answer is YES!

what do you call a nun in a wheel chair? Virgin Mobile By: jb lshs

A Black man and a racist walk into a bar. There was a ruckus.

What do you call a fat kid? I don't know...you tell me

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'Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.' Thats fantastic for Peter Piper

Roses are red, violets are blue God made me beautiful, how about you?

If a chicken and a half layed an egg and a half in a day and a half how many pancakes does it take to shingle a roof? -A banana has no bones

What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocost

Yo Mama is so old that she is probably unable to become pregnant.

What happened to jimmy when he stepped on a rusty nail? He died of of tetanus.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Eating the worm

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange. Orange who? The orange that can talk and knock on doors.

A priest and rabbi walk into a bar, they order a few drinks, then call a cab to go home.

ARE YOU READY?! ARE YOU READY FOR LOVE!? YES I AM, AH! ARE YOU READY?! ARE YOU READY FOR LOVE?! The judge did not find the Elton John song worthy of negating the statuary rape charges and sentenced him to nine years in jail.

A man rode into town on Friday and stayed a while and then left on Friday how did he manage this?

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

What did the Penis say to the Condom? Nothing. The human organ is not able to talk to another inanimate object, therefore it's impossible.

violets are red my name is bob this poem makes no sense microwave

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