Steve Jobs Died today. So did 56 million other people.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have alzheimers, Roses are red

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what has wings, bald but doesn't fly? a bald eagle... i lied at the flying part because i'm a f*cking lier from hell watching porn all day with my brother...

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I can not rhyme, Show me your tits

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As friend of mine recently told me that he knew my deepest darkest secret. When I asked him what it was, he said that I was too emotionally unstable, and that I would never be ready to settle down. I killed him.

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Why did the kid have no arms? A clown came and chopped them off.

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Black...

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Whats Big, black, and in your moms underwesar? A snake that escaped from a pet store which is causing a lot of commotion in the local community. Meanwhile your mom is getting drilled by a big psycho who escaped the mental institution. JMM

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What's more fun than a negative pregnancy test? Nothing.

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Why did the meme cross the road? MEME XD

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Yo mama so fat, that she feels uncomfortable in a bathing suit.

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What did one volcano say to the other? Hey.... wana get some lunch... later, not now of course it's WAAAAY TOO EARLY!

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LIFE INSERT COIN TO BEGIN!!! SELECT DIFFICULTY EASY

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Q:what has four legs, is green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? A:a pool table

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Do you know what african children do? They die of starvation.

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poopoo

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"knock knock" "whos there" "poop" "poop who" "poop in the toilet"

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A man goes to the doctor. The doctor says, I'm sorry but you have about four to six months to live. The man goes home and checks his million dollar life insurance policy.It expires in three months.

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A paraplegic walks into a bar.

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What do a turtle and a tree have in common? They both can fly except for the turtle............and the tree

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? An apple up your ass, a penis in your ramen, finding out you have herpes, or many other scenarios. In short, there are many things worse than finding a worm in your apple.

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Why is this funny? cause it is funny

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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There was a hundred dollar note lying flat on the ground. The homeless guy didn't pick it up and walked on because he didn't see it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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