What did the mexican fireman call his twin sons? nothing. they were stillborn

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what did batman say to robin before he got in the batmobile get in the batmobile

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A man with ADD walks into a bar, what did he say? Look a squirrel!!!

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Near the tower of London, a woman says to her friend: "You know, I had a feeling my son would come out, and the other day, he did." "What was your first clue?" "We're British."

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Roses are red Violets are blue If i gave a rats ass I'd worry about you

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JUST KIDDING^

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If John has 50 candybars and eats 45 of them how many does he have left? Diabetes.

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A movie trilogy about an alphabet book. A ten minute long movie about a complete lifespan. A 600 pages long book on how to stop procrastination. A two page book about the top 600 award winning pictures. CALL NOW FOR A TELESCOPE INCLUDED! (So you can see the stars and fuck the book altogether) Juggernaut: IM THE JUGGERNAUTBITCH! Me: Hi, mind if I just call you bitch for short? Your life sucks sometimes because Karma is a bitch... ...My bitch ;)

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot

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What is white and tastes like cotton candy? Jizz

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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Person 1-How do you spell pulmonary embolism? Person 2-P-U-L-M-O-N-A-R-Y E-M-B-O-L-I-S-M. Person 1- Thanks. Person 2- Your Welcome.

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What do you call a black man with a gun? A cop

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A chicken walks into a McDonald's and the cashier asked the chicken what he would like to order. A man waiting for his meal walked out realizing that the employees of this restaurant were not who he wanted making his food.

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what did the cheese say to the other cheese nothing cheese can't talk

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What's the difference between a turtle and a fish? Turtles aren't fish.

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair, Therefore no one knew why his name was Fuzzy Wuzzy.

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how many black people are... wait stereotypical jokes are for fags

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What's the difference between a duck

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Whats Do You call people, on the top floor of a Double-Decker bus? Passengers

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Somewhere in prison- Germany 1940 Janurary, Tuesday, 630PM: "Why doya' think you're so innocent" "It was only a jew!"

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Why was the firefighter carrying a hot girl? Because her house was on fire.

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Why was the black man forced off of the roller coaster He had heart disease

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Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? He uses only the finest ingredients.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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