Q: Wy did the Araib cross the road? A: To open another gas station.

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Womens Rights.

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the girl crossed a road to shoot a black van. she shot the sherrif.

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Whats so funny? That kid has down syndrome

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Knock Knock JUST OPEN THE FLIPPIN DOOR ALREADY! I DON"T NEED YOU TO KNOCK AND INTRODUCE YOURSELF EVERY TIME YOU COME TO MY HOUSE!!! Jeez...seriously

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yes... that's the joke

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How do you punish Helen Keller? Send her to her room until she becomes civil enough to explain what was causing her misbehavior.

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Person 1: Can I ask you a question? Person 2: You just did.

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Jesus Christ dude. Wait, aren't you Jewish?

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your birth certificate was an apology letter from the condom factory

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You really need some help in spelling the word GOD... Anyway, none of your fucking business.I am a child for this scenario only so... Moral: LET THAT CHILD ALONE!

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Why did the black man get kicked out of his hotel room? He did't pay and was in debt so they couldn't allow him to stay.

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What is chewy and tastes like gum? Chewing gum.

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What did Delaware? A coat.

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oh no, i've lost my tractor

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How many jews can you fit into a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and a thousand in the ash tray.

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Why did the young man not want to go to school? Because he had a large tumor on the left side of his face.

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try slamming a revolving door

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A man looks both ways before crossing the street he gets hit by an airplane

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fduck

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u know y blondes and tornadoes r so alike? first theres a lot of blowing and sucking, and then u lose ur house!

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How do you kill a baby? You take a gun and shoot it.

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What do you call a black man on your front porch? -Racism is a serious and non humorous problem.

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whats long and stretchy? elastic

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