Why don't chicken wear underwear? Because their peckers are on their face

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What's funny about the holocaust? Nothing. Whoever thinks the holocaust is funny is a dick.

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why didn't the donkey go to the party? Because, unfortunately he did not have the required linguistic skills to communicate with the person inviting. This is obviously dependent on whether the person who invited him was a human, if it was another donkey then perhaps this would of happened. However, this is also very unlikely as donkeys do not have parties or really communicate

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"Lets begin, tell me about yourself," "ok, well first I'm a open book and..." "ok next" "why?" "I fucking hate books!"

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What did Adam say when he saw Eve with just a fig leaf? The recipe said three frikkin figs.what the hell am I going to do with a fig leaf, you better get back in there, and hurry because I'm double parked. I was referring to Eastend married couple Adam and Eve Turner, in case there was any confusion.

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting into the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile

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Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

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Three men are walking on a beach when they find a lamp. They rub it, and a genie comes out. It tells them that they each get one wish, and to choose wisely. They each decide to discuss what to wish for with their wives. Their wives take them to a local hospital, where they receive treatment for hallucinations.

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Whats pink and screaming? a skinned baby in a bucket of vinegar+

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? I did too, he worked hard for four years, partied in moderation, but graduated with a degree in chemical engineering and became very successful in the business world in order to support his wife and two children.

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The Detroit Lions

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Roses are red Violets are blue This poem is random Microwave

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What's the difference between Amy Winehouse and Michael Jackson? Spelling.

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Your mom is like a tire iron: she's a whore

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Why didn't the Irishman want to drink anymore? Because he wasn't thirsty.

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How can you tell if a woman is a man? If she has a penis

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Where do you find a good lawyer? In the cemetary

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Why did the man shoot himself Because he was black

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what do dead babies and turkeys have in common? you eat them on ocasions

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A: My dog has no nose. B: How does it smell? A: Terrible.

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Did you know Hellen Keller's dog ran away? You would have to if your name was RaAeltraERKAERMaelaefa

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Siete inglesi quindi non sapete nemmeno cosa c'è scritto ? Succhiacapre che non siete altro.

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Oh my God! A talking dog!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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