- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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wht does a blonde do with a box of crayons? eat a taco.

Your sister's feet smell so bad people encourage her to go home and wash them.

why was the 40 year old still a virgin? it doesnt know either.

How do you know when your dog is gay? When the dog starts wearing way to many Deep Vs and watches the Oxygen channel with "friends"

Ask me if i'm a fish. Are you a fish? Do I look like a fish?

Why cant steve get a job? Because Steve Jobs is DEAD! Moral: And people are all like "you gotta respect the dead", uh... Why not respect people while they are alive? Humanity is so fucking "smart" sometimes ya? Not that your answer matters...

Why did the baboon fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

No I do not think that, that would be a wasted thought.

What's wrong with the axe murderer that lives down the street?? Nothing.

Police Officer: Please step out of the car, sir Jimmy: Xbox...

Your mom is so fat That the salesman advised her not to buy the tight dress

whats 2 + 2? a black guy flying a kite

A gentleman walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "What can I get for you?" The gentleman replys that he would like a beer. After the bartender fulfils the gentleman's order, the gentleman drinks his beer and enjoys it.

wanna hear a joke? no.

what did the white singer say to the black rapper? I would like to do a song with you seeing as how we have 2 separate audience types i believe this would prove the song to be successful

Q: How do you make a clown frown? A: Hit it with an ax.

Why did the old man fall off his bicycle? Because somebody threw a fridge at him.

Do you like fishsticks No

whats worse than forgetting your lunch at home? getting diagnosed with type 1 diabetes.

Why does it take longer to build a Blonde snowman as opposed to a regular one? The trip to find a blonde wig suitable for a snowman, especially if you are picky and have a certain wig in mind, generally takes up more time than not searching for a wig at all.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cuz he does what he wants.

How many pieces of toast can you eat in 1 year? well, it depends on how many pieces you eat in one day, does it count snacks, or full meals of just toast, can you eat even when your not hungary, if you throw up does it still count? If it is 1 piece a day, it would be 365.

Doris was putting up Christmas lights when he noticed the bulb's suddenly came on. He was puzzled at first, as he hadn't plugged them in. He climbed down the ladder and found that it was his son, Robby who had plugged the lights in.

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