Q. Why did the woman fall out of the tree? A. Cause she got laid

What did the train say at the party Thomas isn't really dumb ass

A scotsmen, an Irishman and an Englishman all walk into a bar. The publican had accidentally left the door unlocked and the bar was in fact closed. So they left.

What did the bird say on twitter? Tweet tweet.

Roses are red. Violets blue i do fuck people. MAYBE u too?

ask me if I'm a tree.. are you a tree? no.

There was a girl who was allergic to peanuts she ate peanuts and died the next day. She got hit by a bus.

*Phone rings* Hello? Hi, is your refrigerator running? No, it actually broke down yesterday. Are you the repair man? Yes, the repairs will cost $400

Jerry: Hey, do you smell that? It kinda smells like updog. Moe: What's updog?

What's worse than Fantasy Basketball? Playing Fantasy WNBA.

roses are red violets are blue im a paki and you are a jew!

If it looks like a duck and quacks like a duck, its probably a turtle.

A drunk guy walks into a bar. A blind man walks into the same bar.

Why was the woman bald? She was a Britney spears fan.

A man walks into a bra. Bra kills him...

What do you call a man who buys flowers, chocolates, and new jewelry for his wife? A kind, considerate husband.

There was once a man who went to the store and walked across a bridge and bought toothpaste and yelled at a hobo and went home and took a nap and then he went back to the park where he talked to an english teacher who told him not to use run-on sentences or she would slap him with a fish.

Q: What do you call the first black guy who swam in the ocean? A: Triangle.

How did the blonde get Lost in her house? Netflix.

Add William Wright on facebook Answer-www.facebook.com/public/William-Wright

When im invisible you cant see me, i know

What's sad about 4 people in a Lamborgini going over a cliff? It was my car.

How did Darth Vader make the little black boy's day? "I am your father"*heavy breath, heavy breath*

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