A mans opinion.

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What did the polar bear say when he walked into a sauna? Absolutely nothing because he was a polar bear. I mean seriously, did I even have to ask? Everyone should know that a polar bear is an animal and he wouldn't say anything. If he did it would most likely be a growl or a roar. If you believed that he would have said something you obviously didn't pass the first grade. I finish with the fact that a polar bear would not survive in a sauna because they are accustomed to cold clima I guess this was just a waste of time.

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Beans, beans the magical fruit. The more you eat, the more likely you are to realize that beans aren't actually fruit. They're legumes.

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Why do rabbits have such a reputation for rampant reproduction? Sex feels extra good for rabbits.

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a white man, a black man, a chinese man and a mexican man stand at the edge of a roof. the chinese man stands at the edge and says "this is for ma people" and jumps off. then the mexican stands at the edge of the roof and says "this is for my people" and jumps off. finally, the black man stands at the edge of the roof and shouts "this is for my people!" and throws the white man off. The End XD

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Did you hear about Helen Keller's dog? Neither did she.

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Knock knock! Who's there? The police, your entire family has died in a terrible car accident.

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once upon a time y o u m a d BIBIBIDYYEAHBIIBAIDYEAH THAT'S ALL FOLKS

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What did the bird say on twitter? Tweet tweet.

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*Phone rings* Hello? Hi, is your refrigerator running? No, it actually broke down yesterday. Are you the repair man? Yes, the repairs will cost $400

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ask me if I'm a tree.. are you a tree? no.

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What's worse than Fantasy Basketball? Playing Fantasy WNBA.

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There was a girl who was allergic to peanuts she ate peanuts and died the next day. She got hit by a bus.

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roses are red violets are blue im a paki and you are a jew!

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Jerry: Hey, do you smell that? It kinda smells like updog. Moe: What's updog?

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Roses are red. Violets blue i do fuck people. MAYBE u too?

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Miranda Cosgrove's singing career. ......Thats it. Thats the joke.

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If you go to an animal shelter to get a pet god, you may be dyslexic.

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A scotsmen, an Irishman and an Englishman all walk into a bar. The publican had accidentally left the door unlocked and the bar was in fact closed. So they left.

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What did the doctor say to his patient? Doctors are not allowed to give out personal information involving their patients.

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Whats worse than being a 40 year old virgin? Being a 12 year old girl in Africa who gets raped everyday to feed her family.

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What did the train say at the party Thomas isn't really dumb ass

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Q. Why did the woman fall out of the tree? A. Cause she got laid

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What do you get if you cross a man and a horse? Severe internal bleeding.

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