- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the chemist say when his BBQ ran out of charcoal? Nothing interesting.

A jew, a catholic and a muslim walk into a bar. The catholic man dies of a massive heart attack and the other two men mourn their friend for weeks.

What's black, white, and red all over? The color scheme. Except for the black and white. They're shades.

how many babies does it take to paint a barn? depends on how hard you can throw them

Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber's talent.

You know what they say... Big feet Lawn-mower

You shouldn't have expectations. They make ex out of pect and tations.

A woman walked into a bar. She dragged her drunk husband off his stool and left.

Guy 1: "hey look that homeless guy is riding a bike!" Guy 2 " Ya i know and look, there's a dead pro biker other there"

An Atheist sneezed. Everyone around him said, "God bless you." He thanked them and continued on with his day.

Help iv fallen and i can get up -blarg

whats brown and smells like poop? poop.

Yo mamas so fat she's over weight

Hitler wasn't that bad... He DID kill Hitler.

willie revilame

Where did Sheyanne go during the bombing...... Everywhere

knock knock who's there greg greg who greg is crying because his grandma dementia made her forgot all about him

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What kind of doctors would you call A 30 year old chimpanzee? I would say "Plastic surgeon" but that would be unscrupulous to the chimpanzees because the tearing off or "lifting" of the owners face is because they are just animals. And should have never been kept in captivity that long anyways.

How many kids does Buzz Light Year have? To infinity and beyond!!

I am not Moral Man. Moral: FUUUUUUUUUUUU

Can Helen Keller keep a secret? No, she didn't hear it in the first place

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is an active member of a taliban.

What do you get when you mix a dog with a pool table? I don't know.

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