whats difference between womens rights now and 10 years ago? nothing, they are both just lies men tell women to make them feel good.

black people - basketball rednecks- nascar mexicans- soccer asians- uuuuuh I don't know can i get a hint

How are people and jelly beans similar? No one likes the black ones

An asian man and his friend walk into a bar. They both order a few drinks and drink them responsibly. They then pay for their drinks, and drive home to their loving families.

What do you call a black man running with a TV? A hard working individual who is in a rush to watch his new TV that he bought.

What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend........... Wiped his ass

This is a joke. Laugh!

Yo momma's so fat, she had a heart attack and is currently hospitalized.

If the blue man lives in the blue house, the red man lives in the red house and the green man lives in the green house, where does the orange man live? In the orange house.

Is the boy sleeping? No, he's dead!

Do you know what a third world bathroom smells like? Crap

A horse walks into a barn.

If 32x=8600, find x. ^ | There it is!

Roses are blue Violets are red What happened to the gay man? He listened to Justin Beiber And then was straight

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what did reed read? the most recent anti-joke

A blind man walks into a bar. I mean a fence.

What did the turtle say to the hare? Nothing. Animals can't speak.

Knock-knock. Who's there? Me.

[Insert dumb, last minute anti-joke here]

What is worse than Justin Bieber? Well, 1. Deforestation 2. Hurricanes 3. Diabetes 4. Mass Murder ....and probably much more.

Whats worse than a baby crying on a plane. 9/11

A homosexual black man and a 13 year old child are in the shower at the local gym. The black man says to the boy "you dropped your soap, why don't you pick it up?" The boy promptly thanks the black man, picks up his soap and continues to shower.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a homicidal maniac.

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