Why did Rebecca Black die? She killed herself due to the cruelty of many people

What happened to the man who worshiped Satan when he died? He died.

What happened when the black man was pushed off the cliff? His bones shattered upon impact and he died almost instantly

What would Jesus do? Do? You mean like do it? You have a dirty mind.

A Jewish person was found dead in an alley way last night, Hitler did nothing wrong.

What did Winnie the Pooh say to Eeyore? Nothing, he just suffocated him in a pot of honey.

What happened when the chicken crossed the road? I got feathers stuck in my cars grill

why did the chicken cross the road? dunno. i wasnt there.

It's fun for you and me, that's why they call it OCD It's easy as 1..2.... Hey look a butterfly!

Black People.

John and Henk are walking down the street. John kills a man, the cops are coming and John runs away. Why didn't Henk ran away? Henk was a rock

what's worse than being attacked by a giant ant? being attacked by two giant ants

I may have alzheimer's but at least I don't have alzheimer's.

Whatd the boner say to the limp dick get your head up kid

Somewhere in prison- Germany 1940 Janurary, Tuesday, 630PM: "Why doya' think you're so innocent" "It was only a jew!"

What would happend if two nyan cats crashed into each other? It would be a great impact and we'd all be sad.

Some people like melon and others like soup.

Knock, knock Who's there? Not your dead Nan

Q: A Jew lost a penny, a nickel, and a dime. If he found the nickel and the dime, what didn't he find? A: The Mesiah

What do you call a woman with no arms or legs that fell off a boat fucked

Q: Why is the Universe so big? A: Because it is the same size as my penis.

Why do we bother living when someday we will die? To reproduce and watch TV.

why did the man beat his wife because he was mean

Wanna hear a joke? Justin bieber

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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