A black guy, a Latino guy and an Asian guy all walk in a bar. What do they all have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantaloupe.

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What's fat and ginger? My dog.

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I got shot once it hurt a lot

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Yo mama is so stupid that she is currently taking courses in a community college to get her degree in business so she can have a well-paying job.

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A baby seal walks into a club

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What did the black man say to the asian? Hey.

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What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jews are people, and are a nation and ethnoreligious group originating in the Israelites or Hebrews of the Ancient Near East. A pizza on the other hand is an Italian dish made up of cheese, bread sauces and multiple toppings.

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If she's old enough to count, she's probably in second grade.

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Yo momma so fat, she's in the hospital dying of morbid obesity. Sorry man.

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What's red, green, and goes about 200 mph A fire hidrent I lied about the green and the 200 mph

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How do you register on webkinz? You put a rope around a durable shower neck, & then hang yourself with it.

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Every zoo is a petting zoo if you're not a pussy

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HEY YOU!!!!

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What did the tree say to the other tree?....nothing cause trees can't talk!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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What's the difference between vanilla ice cream and vanilla ice cream with chocolate chips? Neither one has vanilla ice cream in it except for both of them.

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Wanna hear a joke? Justin bieber

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How long does it take a black woman to have a baby? Nine months, give or take a few days depending on whether she goes into labour early or not.

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What do you call a dog with no arms and no legs. It doesn't matter what you call him he still won't come.

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What is the difference between a plum and an elephant? One is purple, and not an elephant.

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What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

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You know what is worse than being dead...being at a Justin Bieber concert

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Roses are red, Violets are blue.

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antonio is ssooo shexy and smokes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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