What happens when a Jew, a black man, and a Latino walk into the bar? The potential for racial humor.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you suck your own dick.

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Why did the Afircan child die? He had AIDS.

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Add William Wright on facebook Answer-www.facebook.com/public/William-Wright

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side of the road because apparently their was something on the other side that appealed to the chicken. It was probably your mom.

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chuck norris does not know how to use a plunger.

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10 people walk into a bar. 6 hours later, 3 more people walk into the bar. There are now 12 people in the bar, and one corpse in the dumpster out back.

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What did the mute say to his friend? Nothing.

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Yo mama so fat because it's in her genes.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I wouldn't consider Mark a chicken. In fact, given the high speed and volume of cars traversing that particular road in both directions, I'd say it was a ballsy move. In hindsight, though, he probably should have waited for the "walk" symbol to appear for pedestrians, in order to avoid being run over by a bus. Anyway, if Pastor John would like to say a few words before we finally put Mark's body to rest...

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Knock Knock Who's there? Pussy... Do you get it? Think about what you just answered.

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How did the jew win a marathon? Through hard vigorous training by running everyday and eating healthy.

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What happened to your face? I walked into a tree

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What lumpy and pointy? A horny woman with breast cancer

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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win. On of them was moderately amusing and took home the modest prize.

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What do you say when the cheese isn't yours? The cheese does not belong to me.

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Q. How did the blind man savvier from walking of a cliff? A. He didn't he died.

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I started a pottery course where the two instructors looked like Demi Moore and Patrick Swayze. The only other student looked like Whooping Goldberg. This teacher to student ratio proved invaluable as I am hoping to make a living as an artist and really appreciated all the extra attention.

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Two pretzels were walking down the street. One was assaulted. The other, witnessing what he'd seen, developed a harsh stereotype.

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how do you know Newcastle are losing? its 5 past 3

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What's made of wood and has an eraser? a 2x4 i lied about the eraser.

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women rights

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a little violence in a relationship doesn't hurt anybody

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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