- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a blue baby at the bottom of a pool? Dead.

A guy walks into a bar and doesn't buy a 12 pack of coke, pepsi is better but he didn't have enough money to buy either.

Q: Why was 6 afraid of 7? A: Cus 7 had AIDS and it was bleeding all over the place!

Vagina.

What do you call a handyman with no arms? By his name.

Ask me if im a tree! Are you a tree? No

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was mauled by a tiger.

Knock Knock. Go Away!

Why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a pineapple

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got ran over by a car

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new piano? Neither has he...

What did johanne buy when she got pregnant? A staircase

what did hercules parents tell him? You're adopted

What do black people and apples have in common? Nothing.

How many carrots can you fit in a truck Depends who's driving

What's the difference between Bobby and a plane? Bobby can be sexually molested.

What's the difference between a taxidermist and an astronomer ? They have a different job.

Why was the bus driver sad? The kid with the icecream had c4 strapped to his chest.

An Amish man walks into a bar. He then orders a non-alcoholic beverage due to the temperance practices of the Amish faith.

a gay guy walks into a bar what does he do? buys a drink after a hard day at work

A child is watching Saturday cartoons when is father walks in and, the child is aware that the father was on an all night binge and is verbally abused

What do you call a praying mantis at your door step? a Jehovah Witness

What do a Penguin, and your best friend have in common? They'll both die if you shoot them in the head.

What's Chris Benoit up to? Just hangin'

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