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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do Jewish people have such big noses? The nucleotides in their DNA are strung together in a certain sequence that makes them have large noses.

Q: What did the blonde woman say when she got slaped by her friend? A: Ow.

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car? get in the car

Who were the fastest readers of all time? The victims of 9/11. They went through over 87 stories in less than 2 1/2 minutes.

What did the vegitarian order for dinner? Vegatables

Whats worse than an oompa loompa a black midget

Give a man a fish, feed him for a week. Teach a man to fish, he'll starve to death. Provide this man a fishing rod, and now finally you're doing something helpful.

Not sure, its just a really rare combination, people tell me stuff like "oh they are really bright brown" like hell they are, I mean sorry but the hell they are. I prefer it the way you say it, they are red, really really red, and you do not say it as if I had something to be ashamed off.

What's the difference between a black guy and a bench? A black guy is a living, breathing human being, and a bench is an inanimate object

How do you kill a blonde? By inactivating major functions in the body, for example cutting off the blood supply to the brain.

A pig and an elephant walk into a bar. But the pig doesn't even make it into the bar because the mentaly insane elephant ate him. Ouch

So there's this crazy married couple in a old trailer down the road. They are both drunk. The man asks his blond wife, ''Isn't it about time we get married?'' The wife replies ''I wouldn't marry a ugly thing like you!'' The next day, they file a divorce.

civil rights

Religion.

Q: How did the black man die? A: He got hit by a car, and we all know that this is painful.

Q: What's worse than a dead baby? A: A dead baby with diarrhea.

i just got all five seasons of big bang theory in the mail for xmas... i'm divorcing my wife.

What did the man do after he rented a movie? He watched it

What's similar between my butthole and shampoo? They both smell good, except for by butthole.

Why do vampire's from 'Twilight' sparkle? Because it's a really bad movie.

Haikus can be fun But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

Why did the boy have a rash? He didn't, it was a birthmark.

Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they are all dead.

How do you blind fold an asian? Dental floss!

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