A man walks into a bar.....he then slips on an ice-cube and suffers massive trauma due to the fall. The owner is sued by the mans family and subsequently loses his business. He can no longer provide for his family. His wife is two weeks away from giving birth to their third child.

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Why did the dog bite justin beiber? Why not?

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What is 17 meters, squared? A square.

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A redundant man walked into a bar. He sat down, and unfortunately, we learn 5 minutes later that his wife died.

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Why was the ginger walking around in bare feet? He had no sole.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I like to slap hookers

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knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

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Roses are red but violets arent blue!!!!!

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So tell me what’s worse than a baby? A dead baby… Well then what’s worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies… And what’s worse than a pile of dead babies? A live baby sitting on top of a pile of dead babies… And what’s worse than a live baby sitting on top of a pile of dead babies? A live baby eating it’s way out of a pile of dead babies…

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Why did the black man have to stand in the bus? All of the other seats were taken.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ?... because he was dead

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What did the blind man say to his best friend? All i see is darkness and i want to end my life

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What do you call a stupid anti-joke? Stupid.

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Two horses are playing in a field, One says to the other "Hey, sup" they then continue playing.

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What do you call a woman with a black eye and several cuts on her face? The police and perhaps a social help hotline. She now feels safer and more secure and will go on to lead a happy life thanks to you speaking out on her behalf.

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What do you call the guy who made this page. Answer: A sucker mouth bitch.

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A man walks into a bar, sits down and the bartender comes over and asks him what he wants to drink. The man replies, "Carrot Juice."

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What is pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

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I'm a boy... I like hamburgers... Xbox is my favorite activity.... I have a dog... My dad is cheap... He's my doctor, my dentist, and my mom... Haha get it?

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What do you think 3 black men want when the come and knock on your car window? They just want directions.

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Are you from Jamaica? 'Cause you're making me crazy! Are you from Haiti? I'm really sorry about all the disaster that's been happening there.

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Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. "Where's my tractor?"

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How did the boy die in the holocaust? Cancer

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