- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ask if I'm a aardvark. Are you a aardvark? Yes.

What is yellow and has thick, shiny fur? A banana. I lied about the fur.

Why is a building called a building when it's already been built? My pinky is pink and my liver helps me live.

Why was 6 afraid of seven? Seven brutally abused and raped 6 as a child.

Who would win in a fight between a polar bear and a tiger? Considering that they live in different habitats, the chances are very unlikely that they would ever interact.

What did the suicide bomber say on new years day? Happy new year.

Knock Knock Who's There? Jerry Jerry Who? Jerry Sandusky, I've come to rape your kids.

What's worse than a duck with one leg? A nuclear explosion

Friends are like snowflakes, they go away when you pee on them.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Ask him to come down.

An American man stopped me the other day and asked for the time, I looked at my watch and said: 5 o'clock.

how do you kill a blonde? the way you would kill anyone, here are some examples gun knife noose or orange. wait wtf who kills someone with an orange

Four homosexuals walk into a bar. They notice that there's only one stool left at the bar itself. They sat at a table with four chairs. They had a delightful time.

knock knock whos there? knock knock whos there knock knock you final decide to open the door to find a deaf man needing directions.

whats worse than dying alone? dying with a boner.

why did the black boy start crying when he was taking a dump? He thought he was melting

what the difference between a kettle with a fever and a wooden mallet? I don't remember how the joke ends but your mothers a whore

What is less sanitary than eating food off of the ground? Anal sex.

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What do you a call a person who can't fly. A person.

Why did I write this anti-joke? Because I am generally not that funny.

What's the difference between George Michael and a microwave oven? One is a human being and the other is a resourceful appliance.

whats orange, nocturnal, and hurts to the touch? The sun or an orange owl... Depends on your preference

ROSES ARE RED WATCHES ARE GOLD GET ON YOUR KNEES AND DO WHAT YOUR TOLD

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