A man walks up to an attractive woman and asks "Is it hot in here, or is it just you?" The woman replies "No, it's hot in here. It is a record breaking 114 degrees outside, which means everybody is using their air conditioner. Due to the large amount of energy air condioners require, the power has gone out in this building and the air conditioner is not functional. The tempurature in the building is 103 degrees and three children are in the emergency room because of heat stroke."

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How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? The entire population.

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Why does the easter bunny hide his eggs? Because he wants to hide the fact he knocked up a chicken.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a murderer.

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What's worrying about a middle-eastern man on a plane? The fact you are worrying about it.

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Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was blind and deaf which impairs the ability to register sights and sounds necessary to operate an automobile.

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What's the difference between a hippopotamus? An orangutan.

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What's dried up and smells like potatoes? Potato ships and school french fries.

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I was going to post some witty jokes, but then I realized they weren't funny.

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knock, knock... no one replies and it becomes obvious that no one is in the house.

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What srtarts with "P" and ends in "orn"? Popcorn

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What's black, white and red all over? Nothing, I'm colourblind.

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What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

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I saw a bull go into a public toilet and defacitate! Bullshit!!!!!! hahahahahahahaha!

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whats the biggest ever snake found ? i dont know i dont study snakes :O

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a dog ate my homework but then he returned it on the lawn

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What do Jews suck? Because they lie, steal money, and start wars.

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Getting up, the 2nd hardest thing in the morning.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. These are facts. Good day.

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why did ya dad eat ya food?? because ya sister

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Bison: I just dont feel like having bread for breakfast again Sagat: You want some... Cornflakes? Bison: Ohohoh Ahahaha! Sagat: You like it? Bison: THIS IS DELICIOUS! Balrog: :( What about those tapes I made for you? You want me to...:( Bison: Balrog, shut up.

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What is Ciaran Wilkie Gay

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Have you seen the 6th sense? Nope, is it good? Yeah Bruce Willis is dead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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