If the blue dog falls out of sample object, how many bananas does my mom eat? No, because markers can't talk

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Three baby seals walk into a club...

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Whats the worst way to find out your married. Hungover

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what did one dog say to another dog? ....nothing, because they can only bark.

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potatoes

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Why wasn't the crow allowed on the plane? He had too much carrion luggage

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How did sarah break her arm? She was in a tragic car accident. An ambulance arrived and quickly rushed her to the hospital where she was cared for by medical professionals.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say orange? Well you shouldn't be. I came to tell you your family died in a car crash and you have AIDS.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? This is 7, if you do everything I say, 6 will live.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Solely for our entertainment purposes.

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what is worse than finding a dead worm in an apple? Obama being elected a second time

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What's dumber than a black guy that can't read? Two black guys that can't run with TVs.

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What did one cancer patient say to the other? Nothing, both of them were dead.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Q-What do you call a woman in the kitchen? A- A woman making me a damn sammich thats what.

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why did the plant eat a banana? it was hungry

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What did the guy at the office order on his pizza. Pepperoni :)

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What do a fish and a moose have in common? They both live under water, apart from the moose.

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two pigs in a bath one says to the other can you pass me the soap..the other replies..do I look like a typewriter!?

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Whats the differwnce between a little girl and a fridge? The fridge doesnt scream when i put meat in it

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get back before curfew.

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Your mother's so fat that when she goes through rotating doors, the doors rotate around her.

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Why did Hitler kill himself? Cause he couldn't afford to pay the gas bill.

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Why was the little boy late to school Cause he walked on a landmine

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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