- Anti Joke

What did the blonde say when she found a dead bird on the sidewalk? "Aww, look at the poor dead bird!"

What do a snake and a bird have in common... They both fly, except the snake

What is Santa's favorite color? Blue

Why did the fortune cookie taste bad? I forgot to take the wrapper off.

How many immature people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 69

Holy crap it's a talking muffin!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half of a worm. What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

A man walks into a bar. He walks out 10 minutes later because he was satisfied with the new hooker he killed and made out with in the bar's bathroom.

Why did the black men chase the chicken ? Because it wondered out of a barn.

Did you hear the joke about the Israeli guy with the cruise missile down his pants? Me neither. I hope it's a good joke.

Knock Knock The homeowner's acquaintance had called him just minutes prior because he had forgotten something at his house. With this having occurred, the homeowner had a strong sense of who was at the door. Being a cautious person however, he checked his prediction by examining the man through the door's peephole. Having asserted that it was what he had in mind, the homeowner opened the door and handed him some papers that were of importance to the acquaintance.

What's the different between a trampoline and a baby? You take off your shoes before jumping on a trampoline.

Two Iranians walk into an airport They show their passports and proceed to fly to their home in Minnesota

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Intercourse

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the gay man die? He had AIDS

A mormon walks into a bar. He orders a caffeine free Coke.

whats worse than getting no gifts for christmas? getting hit by a bus for christmas

Knock Knock? Who's there? (No answer)

Two tomatoes walk across the street and manage to get over safely. COME ON MUSTARD!

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -John. -Hey John, come on in.