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Why don't you throw a rock at a Mexican on a bike? Because depending on the size of the rock, you could seriously injure him.

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Knock knock Whos there You spelt who's incorrectly You spelt whos incorrectly who ...................

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Why did the handicap man scream for help? Because he fell out of his wheel chair

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a man walks into a bar. he gets a beer and talks to his friends. he then goes home.

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Why didn't the disabled kid cross the road? He didn't make it.

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Why is six afraid of seven. Because seven is a rapist.

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Q: Were did suzy go after the explosion? A: Everywere

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Madeline McCan

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Bat-mobile? - "Robin, get in the Bat-mobile"

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Why did the black man laugh at my joke? k.

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Do you like fish-sticks? Love 'em. You like putting fish-sticks in your mouth? Yeah. What are you, a gay fish?

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-Knock, knock. -Who's there? -The pest control guy. -Please leave me alone I'm giving birth.

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How do I get to Carnegie Hall? The address is 881 Seventh Avenue at 57th street in New York. it's beside the Russian Tea Room and almost directly across from the IESE school of business. The Russian Tea Room has a large bright red awning out front and a large carving of three dancing bears on the face of the building, the bears are covered in gold leaf. You can't miss it.

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whats up fuch you bitch

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what's gay as AIDS? The way you got it

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stinky boner

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A bartender walks into the man and the bar said nothing because it was inanimate.

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More mindfuck: Your school is betraying you edition. How are you going to feel good about yourself, if you have to UNDER STAND everything you learn? Moral: If you dont get it, you are not ready.

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What do you call three mexicans in a bowl of soup? Whatever their respective names might happen to be.

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Why did the teacher get mad at the student? Because he ran over him with a car.

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whats long and pointy and guys always have to brag about whos got the biggest one? their christmas trees

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The Minnesota Vikings won a game.

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Your mother's so fat that when she goes through rotating doors, the doors rotate around her.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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