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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the guy with glasses say to the guy without glasses? A: Dude your not wearing glasses.

I pooped.

A horse walked into a bar and ordered a drink. It was nothing out of the ordinary because the Everett-Wheeler interpretation of quantum mechanics is correct and he lived in a parallel universe in which the roles of humans and horses are reversed.

Why does blond women give great blowjob? Because they has vaacum in thier heads! Blond woman coment; well thats better than having nothing at all in your head! :-)

Why does the man with no legs call for help? because he woke up to find that he had no legs.

whats two naked people in a bed? too much information

What did little Timmy get his grandmother for Christmas? A coffin

Q: A young friend you met on the internet invites you over to his house. When you arrive, Chris Hansen enters the room. What does he say? A: Welcome to our home

what do you call a joke that is not a joke? not a joke

What do you say when the cheese isn't yours? The cheese does not belong to me.

if quizzes are quizzical, arent tests testical?

what's the best way to eat a dead baby? stewed into chili with jalepeno cheddar corn bread on the side

Why was the little boy crying? Because he had an undescended testicle

Whats worse than finding a spider in your shower? Getting repeatedly stabbed in the dick by a rapid chipmunk.

your moms my other ride

My mate mated with my mate's mate. mated of course meaning fucked.

My heart is in my hands. Or maybe it's yours. Either way it's mine now. You won't need it anymore.

You have such a big heart (Girlfriend) The doctor's think dangerously so (Guy)

A blond walks into McDonalds. She orders and leaves.

A hundred dollar bill falls in the middle of an intersection. Equally distanced from the bill stand a Jew, a Black, a White Supremacist and an Arab. Wouldn't it suck to be on this street? I am sure violence will ensue. Wouldn't want to be caught in the crossfire.

why did the little boy drop his icecream? he was hit by a train

Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

- I'm in my mum's car, broom broom. - Get out me car. - Aw.

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