- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A neutron walks into a bar. He orders a drink and ponders why his mother gave him the name, "A neutron."

What did the man say to the waiter when he was about to tip him? I'm not gay, but $20 is $20.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

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What do you call a not as grumpy Jewish man in his mid 30s? Danny. What do you call 5 of his best friends? Arin, Suzy, Barry, Ninja Brian, And Ross. Another possible answer to the 1st question is currently not married.

Q: What drug did the addict do at the Grand Canyon? A: None; after years of battling substance addiction, he came to realize the social, financial, and health consequences had significantly degraded his quality of life and was apalled by his bad decisions.

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, it seem's that someone has been bathroom on my lawn. "Martha, I'm not cleaning this up"

Stoner Student: "Imagine if El Nino and La Nina got together and started a family and had little Los Ninos." Class Nerd: "Yeah."

Yo mama so fat, her whole family is encouraging her to exercise and go on a diet.

What's big and white?

Why did the Hispanic man have no job? Because we are in a recession, and work is hard to come by in this tough economy.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks the horse, "Why the long face?" The horse cannot understand what the bartender said and instead finds it threatening, so it has a complete spasm and wrecks the whole bar.

Whats worse than jizzing while your on a date? Shitting in you pants while your on a date.

My friend told me to jump right off a cliff That's impossible since this cliff goes left...

why did ryan go to bed? because he is a growing boy and need it to keep in line for his study's i lied about him sleeping hes dead he was abducted

Q: whats snoop doggs favourite weather? A: drizzle

Q. How many jews can you fit in a car? A. depending on the car size and make, oh and the size of the ash tray is also important

What do you call a hairless penis, whatever gay name you decided to nickname it

Why is Justin Biber so white? there's nothing in the closet.

Q: What did the chinese guy say to his friend? A: ??

ORGANISM. Yeah, I thought it said "orgasm" too.

What did the mute say to the deaf man?

What do you call a girl with no arms or legs on the beach? Sandy What do you call that girl tossed into the water? Sandy Duncan

Nope, but yeah Felix looks a lot like Mickey Mouse, I think, nah it was Oswald the Lucky rabbit I believe, and he used to get his ass kicked by... Damn, what`s the name of the fat cat that beat up Mickey in steamboat willie?

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