Why did blink-182 get a record deal? Because they play quality punk rock.

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If Jimmy has $5, and he finds $20 on the street, how much money does Jim have? None. He was mugged by a black man.

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When you cross a bird on the sidewalk what do you do??? Run in big circles.

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My friend died by getting shot in the head. But he respawned back at his checkpoint.

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whats up fuch you bitch

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What's cold, limp, approximately 65 pounds, and being dragged out of that pool with no safety fence over there? Not important, lets go get some Wendy's man.

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Whats the difference between Amanda and Brittaney spears? Nothing, they are both worthless sluts

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If three men were rowing a rowboat backwards across your front lawn, and six of the four back wheels fell off, how many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house? 17 because footballs don't have feathers.

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knock knock who's there me i kill you

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What do a fish and a moose have in common? They both live under water, apart from the moose.

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How do you know when your dog is gay? When the dog starts wearing way to many Deep Vs and watches the Oxygen channel with "friends"

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Q:why did the man jump of the house A:he did not I threw a frige at him

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Knock knock Who's there? Illiteracy.

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Q: How many dead babies can you fit in a blender? A: None. It is a sick and depraved act that is probably illegal anyway.

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What did the indian man say to the black man? "Hi."

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Why did the black man jump off the cliff? He was in a spiraling depression due to recently being laid off at work, his troubled home life, and the recent death of his sister.

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your mother is so rather large that when she stepped onto a scale, it stated her exact body weight which was 280 pounds. Which come to think of it isn't that big considering that obesity is now the norm and average people are referred to as abnormal.

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People say the sky's the limit................................ but there's footprints on the moon.

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What do you get when you eat all potatoes Their all gone

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Your mom is so fat That the salesman advised her not to buy the tight dress

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What happens when two elephants go out in the rain? They get wet.

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What do Texans call cows? Cows. Calling them almost anything else would be utterly illogical.

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knock knock hold on im takin a poop!

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5 little monkeys jumping on the bed, one fell off and bumped his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "He has a mild concussion."

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