- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A: What's worse than two dead babies lying on cement? B: The Holocaust? A: Yeah or something like that

Q: What's worse than seeing a scorpion A: being stung by that scorpion

what did the african child get for his birthday? water, it is a very scare resource were he comes from and is considered a great present

Ryan O'Sullivan likes to suck his own penis. - Ryan O'Sullivan.

What happened to the boy who cried wolf? He was brutally raped and killed, Inglewood is really not a place you want your children growing up.

Roses are red Violets are blue If i gave a rats ass I'd worry about you

Why are Asians so good at mathematics? Practice.

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

how many black people are... wait stereotypical jokes are for fags

Yo mom so fat that even Torres won't miss her

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

What is a poop on a poopstick? A pile of poop.

how do u get a blonde to stay away from her credit card... i dont know im blonde

Dear Sarah, My name is Jesse, and I am severely overweight. BOUNCE ON MY DICK LIKE TYGA BITCH, Your lover, Jesse.

how do you get a blonde out of a tree? you politely ask her, then if all else fails call the local fire department

"Knock Knock" "whos there" "interupting cow" "interupting cow who" "i have aids"

What's the difference between Jew and a bread? Bread does not scream when you put him in oven.

Why does the same anti-jokes pop up over and over again? Because people have no creativity.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was playing Pokemon Go.

Why did the American run over the black man. Because he didn't see him standing there.

Why doesn't Michael Jackson like toast? Because he's dead.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? It depends how hard you throw them.

The grass is always greener on the side that uses manure and fertilizer daily.

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