when the teacher asked jimmy if he was a girl jimmy felt very scared because his teacher had no mental problems.

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When time is the best time to make a wish during the day? 9:11

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FREE SEX! Now that I have your attention.............

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Two hunters are out in the woods, one of them collapses on the ground and his eyes roll back in his head. His friend whips out his cell phone and calls 911. He gasps,"I think my friend is dead, what do i do?" The operator says,"calm down lets first make sure he's dead." There's a silence, then a shot. Sadly the man was not dead but extremely tired and could not carry on without rest.

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Person 1-How do you spell pulmonary embolism? Person 2-P-U-L-M-O-N-A-R-Y E-M-B-O-L-I-S-M. Person 1- Thanks. Person 2- Your Welcome.

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What does tupperware and a walrus have in common? they both like a tight seal

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why did the blond sop at a red light? because it was red.

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What is the difference between baldness and boldness? The second letter.

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Bumsniffer

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Why was the man attracted to other men? Because he was gay, and that is typically what happens when people are attracted to members of the same sex, and it is as natural as a man being attracted to women.

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What do you call a homosexual in the army? A brave and honorable person who should be applauded for their service to this great nation

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Knock, knock Who's there? Not your dead Nan

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How did the old man die? His family locked him in the basement and then burned the house

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A bear and a rabbit sits by a small lake in the forest, taking a shit. After a while, the bear asks the rabbit: "Do you have problems with shit hanging from you fur after you're done?" The Rabbitm ponders, and responds: "No, bear. I really don't". Than the bear wiped his ass with some moss.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? ....Because based on modern mathematics the shortest distance between two points is a straight line.

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whats more serious than rape the holocaust

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Why did the crack head cross the road? To get crack.

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What did the guy who killed Osama Bin Laden say? Burn!

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What's long and hard, and has cum in it? A cucumber

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NASCAR

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Chuck Norris gets punched in the face.

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Why is it as hot as the sun? Because it is the sun

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What is Santa's favorite color? Blue

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What rhymes with orange? Somalia.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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