- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A chemist and his buddy walk into a bar. The chemist, trying to sound smart, says, "I would like a glass of H20." The buddy, being a normal person who actually cares if he looks like an idiot, asks for plain water.

Jimmy wet his pants in class during geography class. The teacher asked: "Oh Jimmy, why did you do that?" Jimmy answered: "I don't know" Everyone laughed at him and Jimmy went home very sad. And with wet pants.

Why is 6 afraid of 7. Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a dog

Why can't Hellen Keller play hide and go seek? Because she is dead.

why did the man leave the restaurant? because he was done with his meal

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

-Wanna hear a joke? -Not really -Oh

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

Whats the best part about being alive? Not getting hit by a bus

What is pink, smelly, and sometimes gets wet? A pink sponge.

Two men walk into a bar. The first man says, "I'm Japanese!" The second man says, "I'm Japanese too!" The bartender says, "I'm also Japanese!" The bar was in Japan.

What is invisible and smells like carrots? The smell of Carrots. Pretty sure you can't see smells.

A retarded man waks ito aaa baar

Jacob Edwards has friends

Im Black And I Will Beat You Children At Checkers,They Can Be Red

What did the boy with no social skills say to the bully? I KNOW U ARE BUT WHAT AM I

Yo mamas so fat We are all concerned for her health

I'm a white rapper I do it all the time Folks don't like me cuz my words don't match

yo mamas so fat she weighs a lot.

What job did the black man apply for?.. Several, its a downward economy.

What did the feminist say to the CIS white male? I respect you as a person.

Why did the man cross the road? Because the light turned green

I just can't stand sitting down!

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