yo mama so fat that when she jumped on her tempurpedic mattress the wine did spill

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A: you have a strong arm. B: yea i work ou- A: you can master bate a whale.

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Why do black people love watermelon and fried chicken? Honestly who doesn't? Duh! Because most people do! Moral: Not so sure about the coolaid though...

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Q: Who lives in a pinaple under the sea? A: Garry

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Who got sarah pregnant? No one knows. She was a whore.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Shut up.

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A man goes to see his doctor and says "Doctor, I have a pain in my leg." The doctor replies "That's the least of your worries, I ran your blood test and you have AIDS."

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Haikus are awesome, but sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

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what does a man with no leg say to a woman with one eye? hello. by Mad James

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The queen is killed on sunday there are three suspects the cheif the princess and the butler The princess' said she was getting lunch The cheif said he was making lunch The butler said je was getting the mail So who did it A: the butler they dont diliever mail on sunday

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What did the train say at the party Thomas isn't really dumb ass

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What do you all a dead black man? A corpse.

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What do you call a tall midget? Well tall is a relative term so a midget may be considered tall compared to something or someone shorter. Say if a midget was compared to a baby he/she would be considered tall, considering the baby's small height. However midgets are looked at short by most people who are taller than them because of their physical problem that they can do nothing about.

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your mom is like a lowling ball, she likes to be fingered then thrown back into the gutter

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What do you call a Chelsea fan on the moon? You don't call him anything... You call for help.

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What's black and flies? Whatever it is, it's not a car.

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Excuse me waiter! What the hell is this fly doing on my soup? I believe it's swimming on it, sir.

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The real reason you go to college is.... To learn more about what you want to do in life.

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"It's A Bird!!!" "It's A Plane!!!" "No, It's not either of those things."

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thumbs up!

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A man walks into a bar stark naked with a duck on his head. The bartender said "Dave, what's wrong?" The duck replies "Don't ask."

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Why did Colnel Sanders cross the road? Colnel Ryan Sanders crossed the road to attack Taliban fighters who were endangering his military presence.

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What kind of condoms do cows use? None.

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Whats black, white, and red all over? A severely beaten and bruised man who was found un conscience and robbed in a dark parking lot behind Dennys at 2 o'clock in the morning.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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