Three men walk into a bar and suffer permanent brain damage

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Three decapitated children walk into a bar..... If you are laughing at this....what the hell is wrong with you?

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What starts with F and ends with Uck? F U C K

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i'm funny

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Why did Jimmy through a glass at spouse? Jimmy was an abusive husband who had a tendancy to drink too much.

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Q: What's worse than 5,000,000 African Americans being killed? A: 1 White person being killed

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What did the explorer say to the new species Oh look it says squirtle let's call it squirtle Oh look it say woof let's call it poochyena

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What do you call a man with a spade in his head? An ambulance.

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Knock Knock Yes?

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Q: What did Batman say to Robin when he noticed he had lost his belt? A: Robin! Q:What did Robin respond? A: Yes?

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Why do Jewish people have such big noses? The nucleotides in their DNA are strung together in a certain sequence that makes them have large noses.

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If life gives you lemons your hallucinating

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Whats black and white and red all over Racial violence

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm dyslexic couldn't tell, could you?

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I saw a woman get donkey punched in the middle of the street. Nero the clit collector: You know... What is it called when A donkey kinda lifts its front hoove and hits a woman? ...WHAT? DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY PEOPLE STARVE TO DEATH BECAUSE OF YOUR COIN COLLECTION? YOUR STAMPS ARE MURDER! (or something) At least my uh... "Friends" survive... SOMETIIIIIIIIMEEEEEEEEES!!!!!!! ...And then I kill them.

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Tic tac toe. You were adopted.

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Anti jokes gives me cold sores

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whats it called when a pimp slaps a ho? RESPECT

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What did the pregnant teenager get for her birthday? An abortion.

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whats black and blue and red all over? my wife shhh!

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Colloqiual irregularities are a significant part of the English language, and excellent example of this is between can and may.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse doesn't respond because its a horse and cant speak or understand english and gallops out of the bar knocking over a few tables and stools.

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Know what people hated the most? 9-11

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