- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Abraham Lincolin President. He was elected by the people of the united states.

why did the chicken cross the road? because the food source on its original side was running low, thus forcing the chicken to find other food options.

My favorite word starts with F and ends with U-C-K! My favorite word is FIRETRUCK! What'd you think I'd say? My favorite thing starts with P and ends with O-R-N! My favorite thing is POPCORN! What'd you think I'd say?

A drunkard stumbles into the bar. Now he's got thousand's of dollars in medical bills.

A man walks into a bar and a lady asks "Can I help you?" The man replies "No." and walks out of the bar.

Racism is like black people... It should not exists...

What did Frieza say to Vegeta after killing his parents? "I killed your parents."

squirrels with massive bonerss

Why did the car fall of the cliff? The dude driving the car was driving recklessly.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

How do u stop sky from being gay. You don't

Oh, well if you want, I would like for you to tell her that I wish her good health, suddenly it sounds like I am speaking with spider man here, so you could balance on the top of a tower like a ninja and stuff?

whats green and falls from trees, pool tables.

What do you call a man in the desert? Whatever his name is.

Grammer is very important

Scenario- A wedding while skydiving. Problem- The groom lost his parachute. Question- Who stole it? Hint- The Maid of Honor didn't have one either, but he had one on his body when he hit the ground. Answer- The mailman, but he died of old age.

Why did the robot cross the road? Because it was a banana.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has Stevie

What did George Washington say to his men before they crossed the Delaware River? Men, to the boats.

What did the blind and deaf kid get for Christmas? Leukemia.

Q: Why does an elephant have flat feet? A: From jumping out of trees

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because he's stupid.

What do you call a retarded black man? His name

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