- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why does jake have so many guns? hes compensating

What do you call a black guy and a mexican guy running down a hill? Two good friends enjoying the countryside together.

What did the tomato say to the ketchup? Nothing both vegetables and condiments are inanimate objects, therefore cannot speak

A tiger walks into a bar, the patrons ran out terrified.

Guy 1: why are you such a douche? Guy 2: cause douches get the most p***y

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally raped and murdered 6's family

You know what's really funny? Cancer What's funnier than that? The Holocaust Even funnier? Charlie Sheen

What's better than being in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

A cat jumped out of a tree. It died.

Q.What has flashing lights and really bad dancing A.Baby haveing an eppilectic fit

How do you you know when you haven't slept in a while? You're tired.

What happens if you drop an yellow shirt into the Red Sea? It gets wet.

How do you stop a charging rhinocerous? Nuke africa.

So a mama tomato, a daddy tomato, and a baby tomato were all walking down the street. The baby tomato was falling behind its parents. So the daddy tomato goes back, squishes the baby tomato and yells ketchup!

Roses are red. Violets are blue. These are facts. Good day.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

Have you heard about the angry chef? He beat his children

Republicans

What did one pare say to the other ... ... WE MAKE A GREAT PARE!!!

A man walked on the street where he saw an other man. The two men said: "Hi!" to each other and walked together down the road. Then one of the men got ran over by a car. The other man said: "ROFL".

Why didn't Little Timmy's parrot talk? It's neck had snapped.

Whats the difference between a 100 dead babies and a ferrari? One is an automobile and the other is a tragic reminder that SIDS is a serious and deadly problem.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

Why did the tight shirted Asian man spend all his time on his knees? Because when he was 12 he was forced to work in a textile factory where he lost his lower legs.

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