- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you seen the painting by Stevie Wonder? It's a Monet and this museum's most prized piece. Just kindly ask Mr. Wonder to step aside a bit.

Why was the young Jewish boy afraid at camp? Because his scoutmaster is a pedophile.

Your momma's so fat that she is at risk for heart disease and diabetes.

Why did the boy throw the clock out the window? He was severely depressed.

Do you like your life? No. OK.

a boy walks into the doctors office."my knees hurt...i poked it like this"the doctor says "listen kid...u are a really good kid but u didnt really injure your knee and im sick of you!!"

Did you know Hellen Keller had a dog? Niether did she

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! I won the battle but lost the war: I'm Donald Trump!

Why was Mrs. Clause mad at Santa Clause? Because he was hanging out with three hoes, Ho, Ho, and Ho

what did the man with no arm get for Christmas? A rowboat

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot had a seizure.

You know whats worse than getting punched in the face? Getting kicked in the balls.

Say silk 5 times. Silk Silk Silk Silk Silk Now what do cows drink? Water.

Doctor, doctor, it hurts when I hit my head with a hammer!! Dont hit your head with a hammer anymore.

Why was the blonde sent to prison? Well there could be a number of reasons, but I for one do not know this specific blonde so I can not help you.

What did the man without a tongue say...

roses are red violets are blue no one likes raisen bran except your mom

Why was Newton surprised when the apple fell on his head? Because he was sitting under a pear tree.

What's the difference between an orange? The horse because the vest has no sleeves.

A haiku for you Would not provide enough space To say all the nice

What does Tupac and Elvis Presley have in common? They're dead but most of the people think they aren't.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I forgot to go to the bathroom

Why did they monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

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