- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Gingers.

Why can't Hellen Keller read, write, or do anything really? Because, shes a woman.

Did you know that I can't talk any louder than this... Exept when I can

Ask me If I'am a tree are u a tree? no.....

If you're happy and you know it go to hell.

The banana, the raspberry and the pear arrived to the party, then the carrot and the tomato arrived as well, but when the apple and the orange arrived the banana left... ...This where just getting to fruity...

Why does Derrek Ashmore act so feminine on his facebook statuses? Because he has a vagina so it is appropriate for him

Why did the soviet plane crash? It was joseph Stallin

52 Prostitutes in a bar. Challenge Accepted.

(402)217-6102 that is Jesse

Why was the little boy screaming? He was going down a steep drop on a roller coaster.

Roses are red, Violets aren't blue, They're fucking violet, And I hate you.

Grab your Taco, you've pulled a dyslexic Mexican

Whats better than winning gold at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

What's black, white, and red all over? That could describe any number of objects.

- Why Mexicans have small steering wheels in their cars? - Because of this they are able to drive a car in handcuffs.

What did the Protoss player say when he lost to a Terran player? I concede defeat. You simply have a greater mastery over the game than I.

What do you get when you mix red and blue? Gang violence.

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Miranda Cosgrove's singing career. ......Thats it. Thats the joke.

What did the cow say right before he was slaughtered and later to be sold? Nothing cows dont talk they can create a sound that most people describe as MOO though.

What do you call a black mailman? By his name.

1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

What's black and hangs from a rope on a tree in my backyard? A tire swing.

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