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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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SOME PEOPLE ARE LIKE SLINKY’S. PRETTY MUCH USELESS BUT MAKE YOU SMILE WHEN YOU PUSH THEM DOWN THE STAIRS. Source: http://www.pingzic.com/funny-whatsapp-status-to-make-others-laugh/

whats worse than a dead cat in your apple? a dead baby in your apple.

what's the fastest way to have someone murder you tell your wife you are cheating on her

When a suicide-bomber went to heaven what did Allah give him apart from 72 virgins? 72 mothers in law.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

Your'e probably not going to laugh at this joke, it wasn't made to be funny

Why was timmy in the well? He had autism.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Certainly not Sally

What's the difference between Elisabeth Fritzl and Pope John Paul II? Pope John Paul II wasn't imprisoned and raped continuously over a 24 year period in a horrific act of cruelty by his father

What did the little orphan girl get for christmas? nothing her parents are dead

What do you call a white guy surrounded by black guys? -Steve Nash

How do you kill a Jew? The same way you kill any person. It could be gunshot, strangulation, hanging, poison etc. They are the same as every other human being, so you would kill them just like any other human being.

What do you get when you cross Sir Elton John with a sabertooth tiger. I don't know but you better keep it away from your ass.

Whats the difference between a field of corn and a dead body? The field of corn wasn't killed by severe blood loss and hemorrhaging after it was stabbed in the back, stomach and abdomen 27 times in 1987, where the escaped convicted serial killer buried it beside a river in Northern Dakota.

What did Frankenstein say to Dracula? Hey, that's a nice cape.

what did hayley say to missy last night? I'm tired bye

What do you call a dog with no legs? Disabled.

Hey, what’s your problem? I’m a Catholic whore currently enjoying congress out of wedlock with my black, Jewish boyfriend who works in a military abortion clinic. So, hail Satan, and have a lovely afternoon, madam. a.w. j.p.

If there are 50 oranges and 50 waffles tied to a fence post. How many cow utters does it take to shit green? urine.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Becuase as a chicken its intulect this very low so walking in the middle of the street was it's 1st instest. Ther'for it crossed the road and made it to the other side safe. Now please don't ask me a stupid question like that again.

What do Tiger Woods and Charlie Sheen have in common? They are both celebrities.

Q:What's red and hurts your teeth? A:A brick

How do you break up a fight between two blacks I have ADD and Im proud of it

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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