What has wings and windows? A bluebird, I was nodding about the windows!

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1100110001012....HOLY S@&$ A 2!

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what do you call a man with no @ss? d1ckhead

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how do you make a plumber cry? you kill his whole family

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What is small and gives people courage? Certain kinds of illegal drugs

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What is worse then finding a worm in your apple!? Getting raped!

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Yo momma's so bulimic, and there's nothing funny about it at all.

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What's spotty, can be found everywhere and is largely unpopular? Nothing.

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Why are bowling balls racist? They are not because bowling balls are incapable of having feeling therfore they cannot have racial thoughts or actions.

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A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender says "Hey, we've got a drink named after you!". The grasshopper turns and says "You've got a drink named Steve?"

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Why did the baboon fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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No I do not think that, that would be a wasted thought.

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Knock knock, Who's there The delivery man The delivery man who Just take this package

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5 little monkeys jumping on the bed, one fell off and bumped his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "He has a mild concussion."

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What did the pimp do to his bitch? He thanked her and rewarded her for her years of dedication and preserverance

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Why did the gay man's ass hurt? He has rectal cancer.

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How do you make an anti joke? You ask a question that could have a presumably amusing answer, but make the joke less amusing by stating an obvious answer, therefore completely bamboozling the victim of the anti joke, and making you seem like a man that has a lot of common sense.

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Some peoples attempts at being funny on this website are the stupidest things i have ever read.

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What do you call a guy who can't get a girlfriend? Me.

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GADZOOKS!

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How many of amanda todd's frinds does it take to change a lightbulb? Trick question, she doesn't have any

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How do you stop the unstoppable You dont

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gun store to buy a gun. After years of abuse and mockery, he was tired of being called "chicken", and was going to shoot up the entire school

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A. Knock Knock B. Welcome!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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