- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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yo mamma so fat when she seen a stop sigh she ate it

Did you know there is a whole country occupied with twins? It's called China

Why is Michael J. Fox unable to build domino chains? He only has one domino.

Q. How do you get a black man out of a tree? A. You get a ladder and help him down

What does a person and a tree have in common? You can knock them down if you hit them repeatedly with an axe.

A guy walks into a bar, A metal one, OUCH!

The anti joke that repeats itself :(

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

Knock, knock Who's there? Not your dead Nan

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Hearing this joke again.

Today is my birthday.... Goodbye cruel world

The blondes on the opposite part of the lake is a pretty good joke

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What is a long boring story that no one will ever want to read? the life of Sarah Palin.

Q: What's the difference between a vampire and a lawyer? A: A lot of things.

Why did the boy go to the CONCENTRATION camp. He was a Jew

Eight hours? Sigh, leave it to me then! We both know you are a sweetheart behind that thick skull of yours, I mean why would you ask if it bothers me then?

So what makes you that much adaptable? I get the feeling I should get this by now.

Would anyone like to contribute to my slush fund?

There's my tractor.

What has a head but can't see? A penis.

A chicken walks into a McDonald's and the cashier asked the chicken what he would like to order. A man waiting for his meal walked out realizing that the employees of this restaurant were not who he wanted making his food.

Why did Santa's little helper feel depressed? Neurotransmitters essential for happiness, such as serotonin and norepinephrine, were in rather low supply in the poor elf's brain.

What do you call a woman with no arms or legs that fell off a boat fucked

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