Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was pursuing his dream of becoming the world's best circus clown, which six developed a fear of in a tragic circus accident which occured in his childhood. Therefore, six was afraid of seven.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 452

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Woman's rights

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What happens when Darth Vader farts? Nothing. Darth Vader's butt was burned off on the volcanic planet of Mustafar and he fell into a lava pit. Darth Vader has since started a program called Darth Vader's butt replacement research foundation. Please donate money today. You could be changing a buttless person's life. Thank you very much.

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knock knock - "who's there" - "i'm a escaped convict who's here to murder you and rob your house" - "Well come in the doors already open"

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Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

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You're so ugly you got rejected from the zoo.

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I hate it when I go running and my diick always gets road rash from being dragged So I cut it off

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Why is Michael J. Fox unable to build domino chains? He only has one domino.

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Q. How do you get a black man out of a tree? A. You get a ladder and help him down

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

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Knock, knock Who's there? Not your dead Nan

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Did you know there is a whole country occupied with twins? It's called China

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yo mamma so fat when she seen a stop sigh she ate it

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What is a five letter word that sounds just like trucks? Vroom

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The anti joke that repeats itself :(

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A guy walks into a bar, A metal one, OUCH!

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What does a person and a tree have in common? You can knock them down if you hit them repeatedly with an axe.

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Hearing this joke again.

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Eight hours? Sigh, leave it to me then! We both know you are a sweetheart behind that thick skull of yours, I mean why would you ask if it bothers me then?

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There's my tractor.

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Would anyone like to contribute to my slush fund?

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So what makes you that much adaptable? I get the feeling I should get this by now.

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Why did the boy go to the CONCENTRATION camp. He was a Jew

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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