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Yo momma's so fat, she's broke 'cause she spent too much money on food.

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Knock Knock Whos there Who Yan Who Yan Who Chow Yan Chow

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You're welcome!

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Whats the difference between Steven Hawkin and Gary Glitter? Ones severely disabled and ones a paedophile.

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An irish man walks out of a bar

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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Knock, Knock Whos there? Docter Docter who? Yes its me, Craig Who your docter, I have the test results back Im afriad its positive,you've only got a few months left

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Why did the girl scream? Someone shot her mom

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what do the Holocaust and Jeff Dunham have in common? they're both hilarious

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how do you get a rat out the house you lift it up and put it outside

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Your mommas so fat, that she's really big.

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what sad about 4 mexican dieing in a car crash??? My car

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My grandpa asked me a very important question right before he kicked the bucket. Grandpa: Son, how far do you think I could kick this bucket?

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How do you wake up lady gaga? First you simply whisper in her ear telling her to wake up. If she doesn't, simultaneously whisper and tap her gently. If you have failed to achieve your accomplished goal, repeat step two however intensely touch her and project your voice when telling her to wake up. Step three, get a... WAIT WAIT!! I just waisted 20 seconds of your life, you're never going to meet her.

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Knock knock Who's there? Doorbell repairman

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Why didn't the parakeet eat my diarrhea? I already ate it.

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What's sad about 4 people in a Lamborgini going over a cliff? It was my car.

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How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None.

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How many Jews does it take to fix a gas leak?...

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Guy 1: (to guy 2) Close your eyes, stand on one leg, spin around, and yell "I have never eaten a cucumber!". Guy 2: No. Guy 1: Ok.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

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Two weeks ago, my brother walked into a flea market and asked if they sold fleas. He's so silly.

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Two men are making sandwiches, one man is spreading peanut butter over the bread and the other man is spreading honey and Italian raspberry jam over rye bread. the man with the peanut butter sandwich looks over and says "HEY, where did you get the rye bread?" and the man with the rye bread says "well my wife made it yesterday and I would be delighted if you come over for some tea, and tried some of my wife's homemade rye bread".

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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