I may have alzheimers...Thank god I dont have alzheimers

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Why was a small girl found dead in the town park? Because Sallie was a bitch and deserved to die.

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What's the difference between and Jew and pizza?!?!?! Jews are people and pizza is a food product :D

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A man is in the desert and he finds a lamp, he rubs the lamp and out comes a genie! The genie says "I can grant your three wishes, for releasing me from the lamp" The man says "I wish I didn't have AIDS".

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Why did the cashier let the jockey off 10 cents? because he was short 10 cents

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Row row row your boat Right to KFC Put some kool-aid in your cup And toast to you and me

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What's the difference between Sony and Kony? Sony is a company which produces electrical appliances and Kony is a Ugandan Warlord.

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what do you call a 19th century steam train driver ? i dont know , depends what his mother named him

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Why did Li Chong get an A on his math test? He studied.

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A boy walks up to a girl and says "Do you like ice cream? Cuz I have a huuuuuge penis."

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

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How many Jews does it take to fix a gas leak?...

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What's sad about 4 people in a Lamborgini going over a cliff? It was my car.

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How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None.

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Two weeks ago, my brother walked into a flea market and asked if they sold fleas. He's so silly.

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Guy 1: (to guy 2) Close your eyes, stand on one leg, spin around, and yell "I have never eaten a cucumber!". Guy 2: No. Guy 1: Ok.

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Knock Knock Whos there Who Yan Who Yan Who Chow Yan Chow

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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Whats the difference between Steven Hawkin and Gary Glitter? Ones severely disabled and ones a paedophile.

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An irish man walks out of a bar

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You're welcome!

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what sad about 4 mexican dieing in a car crash??? My car

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How do you wake up lady gaga? First you simply whisper in her ear telling her to wake up. If she doesn't, simultaneously whisper and tap her gently. If you have failed to achieve your accomplished goal, repeat step two however intensely touch her and project your voice when telling her to wake up. Step three, get a... WAIT WAIT!! I just waisted 20 seconds of your life, you're never going to meet her.

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My grandpa asked me a very important question right before he kicked the bucket. Grandpa: Son, how far do you think I could kick this bucket?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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