- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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They say those with anti-humour are the wisest.

What did the German say when the whole of India blew up: "Wow, das muss eine gewaltige Explosion haben! Wie haben sie das geschafft?"

why did Jen fall off the swing? because she had no arms. knock knock who's there not Jen

A man walks into a bar and says Ouch.

What's the difference between a woman and a car? A woman is merely a useful object, whereas a car deserves love, care, and respect.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven murdered sixes wife and kids and said he was next.

Fun Fact getting married to your first cousin is legal in CT... bet you thought there was joke coming right about now..........

Two weeks ago, my brother walked into a flea market and asked if they sold fleas. He's so silly.

What did the little boy ask for for Christmas? A new brain, as he has a malignant tumor, he died.

A man walks into a bar

What's worse than a car going backwards on the highway? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

Moral"We all miss someone sometimes during our life, but just remain patient as you aim again, reload and hit that someone!"

Near the tower of London, a woman says to her friend: "You know, I had a feeling my son would come out, and the other day, he did." "What was your first clue?" "We're British."

What's red, green, and goes about 200 mph A fire hidrent I lied about the green and the 200 mph

Why did the chicken cross the road? It heard you like to choke the chicken.

If Jim lives in north carolina, what does that make his dad's brother? Black

What do you call a black astronaut? It depends on what his name is.

Who has fair skin, blonde hair and is African? Stefan.

Nothing if you heard a loud sound or something that was me dropping the phone, by accident, its busted, I will call you when and if all of your "facts" turn out to be true, Hey, had no idea my doppelganger would be so down to earth by the way, so I am sleepy, what about you?

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor"

How does shit taste?\ Good.

What did I do last night?work

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None,it eats plants.

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