What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage.

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You Wanna hear an anti joke? Womens rights

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a man made a beautiful colorful picture and hit print. the printer then grew a mind of its own and did the most horriffic and evil thing ever; he printed it in black and white.

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What do a Mexican, and American, a black guy, and an Asian all have in common? Believe it or not, they all like cantalope.

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How do you kill a blonde? Stab her repeatedly in the chest with a ball point pen

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Why did the kid fall off his swing? Because his mum threw a fridge at him.

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Q: How much does it cost to have 50cent and Nickleback perform together? A: 45 cents, because its 50 cents, and you get a nickle back

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how do you make your mom mad? mushroom stamp her face

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whats worse than 8 babies nailed to a tree? nothing but oca mom is going to be pissed that her kids are nailed to a tree

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why did the deer jump, because there was something in it's way

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Why did the chicken cross the road? A: This is a highly unlikely circumstance due to the fact that there are no wild chickens and most chicken coops are nowhere near a road

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"Sorry, our servers are being derpy right now. Try to refresh the page, or check out some of our other sites." "Couldn't find the lulz you were looking for. Try to refresh the page, or check out some of our other sites." HORSEHEAD NETWORK... YOU CANT HANDLE THE LULZ! MORAL MAN!

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What did johnny say when he fell down the stairs? Nothing he snapped his neck

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What do you call a really old Cowboy? A senior citizen with a brain tumor.

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was michael jackson black or white? how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie poop? the world will never know

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i used to be gay. now i am bisexual.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? because she was SHITFACED!!!!

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a white man, a black man, a chinese man and a mexican man stand at the edge of a roof. the chinese man stands at the edge and says "this is for ma people" and jumps off. then the mexican stands at the edge of the roof and says "this is for my people" and jumps off. finally, the black man stands at the edge of the roof and shouts "this is for my people!" and throws the white man off. The End XD

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When someone throws a rock at you What do you say? A:Oww

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What do you call a doctor whos black A doctor

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Knock knock.. Whos there? To... To who? To whom.

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It's easy to take part, just type your text below! no

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A fat guy runs a marathon. He dies of obesity and dehydration.

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If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat? Depends. Some are vegetarians or vegans, while most eat a mixture of vegetables and meat.

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