- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A duck walked up to a lemonade stand, and he said to the man running the stand "Quack"! because he's a duck... and that's what ducks do.

What time is it when you should go to the dentist? About ten minutes before whatever happens to be the time of your appointment.

What do a fish and a frog have in common? They can both live in water. Its a well known fact.

Whats the best part about being alive? Not getting hit by a bus

How do you get four gay guys to sit on a stool? Ask them kindly to do so. Their sexual orientation is of little to no importance in this situation.

A man walks into a bar. It was a metal bar. He cracked his skull and died in the hospital shorty afterward.

A jewish man, a black man, and a redhead walk into an electronics store. Because they work there.

What's black and hangs from a tree? A bat.

What sound does a childs head make in a vice? I don't know, I was too busy wanking.

Your Mom is so fat... I'm sorry I didn't mean that.. I have abandonment issues.

So, a guy sees a guy, and asks that guy if he's seen a guy who knew this guy who saw this guy who killed this guy, who knew a guy who is Barack Obama's best friend. Oh wait, Barack Obama doesn't have any friends.

Why couldn't the convicted felonist come back to America? He lost his passport.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a pineapple? There will be no funeral for the pineapple..

If you rape a prostitute is it shop lifting?

A ginger a blond and a burnett where walking in the dessert... They died of heat exhaustion.

What did Helen Keller say to Michael Jordon before she died? Nothing...

Theres a monkey that walks into a bar. I forget the rest of the joke but your moms a w****

What is black and white and red all over? a nun that got raped.

Q: A jew and asian and a normal white guy walk into a resturan, who orders the cheapest meal. A: the Asian, its 1940 and the jews dead

what's the difference between "rita , sue and bob too ," and rocky II ? rocky II is about boxing

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because people have encroached on it's natural habitat.

What did the psychiatrist say to the man when he walked into his office naked and wrapped in saran wrap? The doctor prescribes him tablets to treat his bi-polar tendencies.

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall. Humpty Dumpty had a great fall. His death was mourned by his wife and three children who wished he would not have been so reckless.

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