- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What state is round on both ends and high in the middle? Ocoloradoo.

a blond was walking across a river thinking how do I get across. when she saw another blond. and asked how do I get to the other side and the other said your already on the other side.

What did johnny say when he fell down the stairs? Nothing he snapped his neck

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Why wouldn't Michael J. Fox make a good Sniper? Because he has no military experience.

Seargent: Quick seal off all the exits so he cant get away. Private: OK 2 minutes later Private: He escaped sir Seargent: What, how Private: through one of the entrances

Two men are sitting in a pub. One man turns to the other and says: 'Last night I saw lots of strange men coming in and out of your wife's house.' The other man replies: 'Yes, she has become a prostitute to subsidize her drug habit.'

How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? 124

What was the first thing the mother did when her baby was born? Weep. The baby was a was a stillborn.

What do you call a puppy that has been left in the cold? A puppsicle

Knock Knock Not Yet

What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

why did the frog cross the road? because he was attached to the duck

Man 1: Ask me if I'm a tree. Man2: Are you a tree? Man1: no.

What do you get when you mix red and blue? Gang violence.

yo momma so fat i abuse my wife

Why couldn't Sally climb up the ladder? Because she was a paraplegic.

how do you make your mom mad? mushroom stamp her face

Knock Knock? Who's There? Not a Jehovah's Witness, let me in!

Mitt Romney penis

Guess what! what haha u listened to me

What's green and invisible? This cabbage.

What is the difference between a deer and a child in africa? Why does it matter? They're both being hunted.

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