Man #1: What was the hardest part about watching that kid get hit by that bus? Man #2: My dick...

oh no, i've lost my tractor

luke moore cant pull it back

A giant foot comes over the town and a man says "theres something big afoot" hahahahahahaha

Knock Knock. Who's There? The Landlord. Your rent's late.

What do you call a man with no legs? A cripple

Why did Justin Beiber fall out of a plane? Because i pushed him off

a man with a serious lung diesease was brought into a hospital, through continuous care they were not able to save him and he died the following morning.

The awkward moment when these anti jokes are NOT funny. at all.

When life gives you lemons, You find a new life

Do your parents know you're gay?

Q: What do a dead cat and a flower have in common. A: Nothing, just go away.

when life throws you lemons your an idiot because it wont

A man with his masters degree, has a great job, and gets good money. Has a wife and kids. He is very successful.

what happens when chuck norris does a push up. he pushes himself up

whats worse than getting ur penis cut off......no holocaust

What did the compliemantry peanuts say to the man? "Nice tie."

How many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A **** load! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair).

whats white a smells like paint. whtie paint.

An Irishman, an Englishman and a Scott land on an island. They were on vacation and returned to the UK, which consists of two isles.

An Englishman an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The barman notices this rather humorous cliche and proceeds to point it out, laughs are shared by all.

Joke.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was black

What do you say to man with no hands. How do you feel.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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