Hi, how are you doing? Good how about yourself? Fine, thanks. Nice weather we're having Yeah, not too bad Have a nice day You too

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fuzzy wuzzy was a bear fuzzy wuzzy had no hair so fuzzy wuzzy wasn't fuzzy was he? yes

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why did the dog bark at the picture because it was ugly

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You mom is so fat she appeals to my secret fetish.

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Knock knock Who's there? Your brother My brother who? The dead guy over there.

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Your mumma is so stupid her IQ is 40.

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? EVERYWHERE

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What is black and white and red all over? A Zebra that has been fatally maimed by a hungry lion.

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What do you call a black man speeding away in a Ferrari. A wealthy man who is late for work.

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what do you call jerry sandusky with a kid in a shower jerry sandusky

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A boy wakes up in the morning and says i"'m feeling kind of fishy today," the boy's dad walks in and relpies "that's because you are a fish."

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What happened to the cat that fell in the bath? It jumped out feeling cold and embarrassed.

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What do you call a beagle and an eagle mixed together? A beagle.

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A Guy walks into a bar Ouch

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How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? I don't know, that's why I was asking.

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why did the dog chase it's tail? it has a case of OCD where he was obsessed with catching his tail and would spin until he passed out or threw up.

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their were 2 muffins. one said hello how are you. the other screamed "A TALKING MUFFIN"

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What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot, you f***ing racist.

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Why couldn't the mexican buy a boat? Because he couldn't afford it

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How do you say "Hello" in India? 1. Get a plane ticket and fly to India 2. Say Hello in India

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Ask me if I'm a dinosaur. Are you dinosaur? No.

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what do you call cheese that isn't yours? Chuck Norris' Cheese

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Why is Tom Garrick gay Answer- Because he is

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What do Jews always complain & want money for? Anything

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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