How many women does it take to replace a light bulb? Please advise. Thanks, Holly

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An early Jewish man walks into a bar where a number of stormtroopers have gathered for drinks and is taken into custody and then transported by railcar to a camp where he and other persecuted minorities are deliberately imprisoned in a relatively small space with inadequate facilities where they await their eventual mass execution.

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What did one pile of dirt say to the other pile of dirt?? You're dirty

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yes... that's the joke

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Question: How did the chicken get to the other side of the road? Answer: Too find his joint.

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Why didn't the parakeet eat my diarrhea? I already ate it.

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what happen to covietz when he licked his balls? nothing he likes the taste

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What is a dead cat on the side of the road. A free cat.

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roses are red violets are blue however some roses are pink

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Knock Knock Who's there? DC Soames. I'm arresting you for the suspected abduction and rape of Holly Harman.

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How many immature people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 69

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Jersey Shore

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So there's this big ass moose, and he walks into this grocery store, & asks the cashier "which isle are the potatoes in?" the lady replies, "down isle 5." so the moose walks down to isle 5 and there weren't any potatoes!

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I like colin but not as much as apple

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A: My dog has no nose! B: How does he smell? A: He cannot smell, because he has no nose.

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whats red with blue spots and is highly inteligent? an apple. i lied to you and am sorry

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Blake wilkeys hair style

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why cant stephen hawking dance He does not enjoy dancing

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The joke above me is a wind-up, losers :P

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Did you hear the joke about the Israeli guy with the cruise missile down his pants? Me neither. I hope it's a good joke.

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What's big and red and if it falls out of a tree and can kill you - a fire truck

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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How much wood would a woodchuck chu... Forget this, this is overused.

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