what happens when you put samuel jackson on a plane with snakes? They make a movie

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what happens if you drop a spoon? it sounds a lot, and it's annoying

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Steve, what do I write on a 3946 if more than two vehicles were involved?

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How many blacks does it take to screw in a light bulb? blacks don't work

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How do you know if there's an elephant in your fridge? The fridge is broken and the elephant has mauled your dog

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I had a chocolate chip cookie today, thats it, just a chocolate chip cookie.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue At least that's what I've been told But honestly I've never seen those flowers so I wouldn't know.

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What is green and is not grass A frogg

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A- knock knock B- whose there? A- Chuck Norris B- chuck norris who? A- are you retarded?

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Why did the car go down the road? Someone was driving it. Why did the car stop? Because he suddenly fell and had a stroke.

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i hate it when people repeat the same jokes. i just hate it when people repeat the same jokes.

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Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

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you know whats better than lemonade? sex

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Person 1: Ask me if i'm an orange.. Person 2: Are you an orange? Person1: No..

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A zebra dies and goes to animal heaven. All the animals around him are trotting, flying, jumping, each according to its own species, in the kind of bliss that only eternity can bring. But the zebra is not impressed and mopes through heaven's green fields. A giraffe notices his languid stupor and asks, "Why so glum, pal?" The zebra mournfully replies, "All my life I've wondered if I was black with white stripes or white with black stripes." The giraffe, hoping to get the zebra to some answers as quickly as possible, suggests, "Why not go as God?" The zebra, somewhat taken aback by the notion that God might give him an audience, replies, "Oh, I can do that?" The giraffe says, "Sure, I'll show you the way!" The giraffe leads the zebra to a great tabernacle of gold and points the way up a long stairway of diamond. The zebra follows the stairs up to two great ivory doors. But no matter what he tried, the zebra couldn't get the door open. The only animals that could open the door for him would be the primates because of their opposable digits, but the zebra wasn't much of a social animal, so he didn't have any friends. He spent eternity with no answer to his question.

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Why did the penguin die? He was anti-social and would rather die than huddle. So he died. THE END

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How long did it take the world's most powerful democracy to elect a black President? Less than a day.

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I advise you, don't mess with me, I know karate, kung fu,judo, tae kwon do, jujitsu, and 28 other dangerous words.

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A horse walks into a mans house. The man wonders how the horse got into his house.

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yo momma so fat. that shes fat

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Why couldn't the black man swim. Because he had never been taught.

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What does Chuck Noris have under his beard? A chin

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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Why did the child get hit by a bus? He was blind.

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Anti Joke

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