Why did the black girl and white guy have sex? Because they were both sexually attracted to each other.

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Four blondes are driving to Disney World. When they are in Florida, there is a sign that says "Disney left" Upset, they make a u-turn and go home.

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Q:Whats rhe best part about spinning a baby round and round Stopping it with a shovel

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What did hitler say to the bartender? Nothing he's dead.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What's worse than the holocaust? anti-joke

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Aodhan peanut head Hearty

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knock knock who's there? Madeline McCann really? no

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What is a Mexican's favorite restaurant? While the term "Mexican" encompasses a wide range of individuals and individual predilections, the most common cibarious preference would likely be a food that is reminiscent of his or her homeland; that is, what we refer to as Mexican food. An authentic nearby joint sporting such provisions would likely be the most common preference, but, as this description can only be traced on the local scale, a specific restaurant that covers a wider range of locations would be a more appropriate answer. Among the top choices are Taco Time and Taco Del Mar.

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how big is the moon? why the hell are you asking me?...dumbass.

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Whats sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going off a cliff? A Caddy fits five.

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Why would you ever buy an antijoke book? BECAUSE ANTIJOKES ARE F***ING AWESOME!!!

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How do you confuse an idiot? By confusing an idiot.

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1912, the titanic sinks, 1913 ww1 starts, 1939, ww2 starts, 1954, the vietnam war starts, 90's, cold war. wow! the 20th century sucked.

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Why did the elephants get in a taxi? They were going to the airport.

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Roses are red violets are blue most poems rhyme but this one doesnt.,

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Q: What did the man ask the waiter when he was seated at Cracker Barrel? A: May I please have more golf tees?

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Why did the little boy have a gun pointed at his head? Because he hated his life and wanted to kill himself.

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Jacob Edwards has friends

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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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No one walks into a bar... because it was closed.

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Yesterday I saw a black kid outrun a white kid know why? Because the white kid was a cripple

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A jewish lady is cleaning a house to make some extra money. Its great that she can still find work in this economy.

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knock knock who's there no one

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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