Why are black people afraid of chainsaws. Because they have razor sharp edges and can slice through flesh very easily, posing a potential threat if possessed by a violent person.

Why can't Sally use the swings? Because she has no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there?? ... Not Sally.

Where's Waldo? It is impractical to search for him because he's just going to get lost on another page once you find him. You assume he was murdered and get on with your life.

black people - basketball rednecks- nascar mexicans- soccer asians- uuuuuh I don't know can i get a hint

Why was the black man pulled over? Racism still lingers in today's society.

Eats shoots and leaves Pandas. If you can't figure this out then you're probably 12

An Indian child is born with three arms. After being ridiculed his whole life he kills himself at age 19.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? The same number it would take people with any other hair color.

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

Why are rich people so rich? they're not poor.

Why did the mexican order a bean burrito? Because thats his favorite

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What was the blind man doing before he was strangled? He was breathing.

Why was't the Elephant allowed on the Airplane? He didn't have a boarding pass

what did the black man eat for dinner? whatever his wife makes for him to eat

Are you from Tennessee? Because you smell like crystall meth.

Why did Susy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? NOT SUSY!

I killed someone today. :D

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This joke.

What did the cover say when it fell off the bed? Oh sheet!

Justin Bieber

Ask me If I'am a tree are u a tree? no.....

What did the girl with two broken legs give her parents for Christmas? Medical bills.

a woman leaves the kitchen.......

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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