- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the guy with alzheimer's say to his wife? He can't remember.

1 friend request facebook: ignore. Nuff said

How did the blonde die raking leaves? She fell out of the tree!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? I t was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

Yo momma so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, No Professionals."

How will Jesse die? His mom doesnt have any food left (or money) so she eats him, and then jesse's fat little brother farts on his obese corpse

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why didnt the chicken cross the road? It was getting tired of the jokes

What did the chicken say when it crossed the road? Nothing. Chickens can't talk.

There are 2 women at a bus stop. One of them has a swollen belly. The pregnant woman says to the other one, "I'm expecting a baby." The other woman responds, "That's too bad. I'm expecting a bus, at least that'll help me."

What makes a catholic priest happier then a visit to the penn state locker room? Introducing Jesus to people and them accepting him as their savior.

What did the blonde do at the WTC on 9/11? Die.

Q: What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A: I have no Idea what you would call cheese which isn't yours. However, it seems quite trivial to take time to discuss a nonsensical topic such as cheese which isn't yours.

Roses are red violets are blue your dads got hair what happened to you

I what's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? I don't have 10 watermelons in my basement.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Dead Babies

do you know that joke? hmm no.. yaa life!

What's bad about being a ghost with no arms or legs? You're dead.

why did katy fall off her bike?

^that joke a piece of shit

Q: What did Yoda do at the end of star wars when he lost his light saber? A: He asked the prop guy if he had any more and he happened to have another and they went on with making the great film many still love today.

What would Jesus do? Do? You mean like do it? You have a dirty mind.

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? gang rape

What do you call a dead baby in a lunchbox? It doesn't matter he won't hear you.

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