- Anti Joke

Scenario- A wedding while skydiving. Problem- The groom lost his parachute. Question- Who stole it? Hint- The Maid of Honor didn't have one either, but he had one on his body when he hit the ground. Answer- The mailman, but he died of old age.

Why did the boat salesman cry? Because a puppet killed his family.

The Sarah Palin bus tour to teach children about history.

What did the Lightning Bolt say to the Thunder Cloud? WATTSup?

What do homeless people get at Christmas? Cold.

A muslim, a jew, and a black man walk into a bar, the bartender asks what they would like to drink, after respnding, paying and receiving their drinks, they sit down to drink them. What a lovely scene of ethnic diversity

getting a call from the hospital saying that your whole entire family was all killed in an explosion and they were killed from your best friend.

what's worse than getting raped the guy who raped you has aids

What's big, red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

What did the engineer say to the supervisor? Hi.

Why did the blind man walk into a shop He didin't walked into a wall

Why did the black family cry? Tyler Perry died

whats worse then girls playing sport ? girls cutting grass

there was a guy who wanted to be bad and have bitches but he died from all the smoking and drinking and went to hell for eternal damnation

How are contortionists so flexible? They stretch.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a pedophile.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call love at first sight? A broken heart.

why did the little boy fall over? he was hit in the face by a salmon.

Three blondes walk into a bar. I prematurely ejaculate.

Where did Jimmy go during the bombing? An underground shelter where he would be kept from harm.

Whats red and hurts your teeth? A brick

what do you give a little girl with no legs and no arms for christmas...................cancer

What did the one battery say to the other? Nothing. Batteries can't talk.

Why can't you fly? Cause Ruddell says so.